177: It's Not Me, It's You

[LD]

Originally Posted by Keith

And a very Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.

I'm getting it out of my system now. Tomorrow I'll be nice and thankful and that's what really counts.

Friday I'll go back to being an asshole.

[LD]

Originally Posted by Paul

Didnt anyone ever watch the UK version of Red Dwarf?

First Page of the Bible, that all I have to say and those who know what I mean, will understand and applaud me.

God created cat people?

That was a long time ago (I mean Red Dwarf not the Bible), remind us. Well, those of us who know what Red Dwarf is.

[Paul]

To my darling, Candy. All characters portrayed in this book are purely ficticous, and any likeness to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental.

In one of the episodes, the Tv news channel claims that a new page of the bible had recently been discovered, which read, To my darling, Candy. All characters portrayed in this book are purely ficticous, and any likeness to anyone alive or dead is purely coincidental.

The Complete semgent from Season 2 - Better Than Life


Cat: Hey man, I'm so hungry, I just have to eat.
Lister: Shhhhh. Not now, man. Rimmer's dad's died.
Cat: I'd prefer chicken.

Newsreader: Good evening. Here is the news on Friday, the 27th of Geldof. Archeologists near Mount Sinai have discovered what is believed to be a missing page from the Bible. The page is currently being carbon-dated in Bonne. If genuine, it belongs at the beginning of the Bible and is believed to read, "To my darling Candy. All characters portrayed within this book are fictitous and any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental." The page has been universally condemned by church leaders.

Cat: About your father. If it's any help, he's in the ground now. Sure it's bad news for him. But on the other hand it's party time for all the little worms. (To Lister) There's just no consoling him.

[Your Robot Overlord]

Originally Posted by Paul

oh BTW did I not hear...

Hey all you assholes, come and listen to us, its the Keith and the Girl show

WERE THE FUCKS THE JINGLE!!!

I demand it twice next time.

Love ya guys

Hold out for an apology.

[Keith]

Hey Paul? I accept your apology.

[The Girl]

Originally Posted by Keith

Hey Paul? I accept your apology.

I don't

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by The Girl

I don't

Whoa, Chemda is Real. I thought she only existed on the Show.

and by the way, Apology not sent. ( If I don't apologize to a priest, I sure won't apologize here)