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View Poll Results: Are dolphins so fuckin' smart?
Yes 47 69.12%
No 14 20.59%
This poll is not worded properly per my sensibilities. 7 10.29%
Voters: 68. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 08-13-2013, 03:37 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I don't have kids. Don't want them. Can't fucking stand them.
You're going to take your genius with you to the grave and not pass it down to a younger generation?

Edit: I spelled genius wrong. Don't say a fucking word.
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Old 08-13-2013, 03:41 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Are dolphins so fuckin' smart?
Smarter than what?
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Old 08-13-2013, 04:45 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Smarter than what?
You better not have answered YES...
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Old 08-13-2013, 06:04 PM   #44 (permalink)
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You better not have answered YES...
lol. I didn't vote yet.

You know I'm not one to tear apart the wording of the polls, but that one confused me a bit.

It seems like dolphins are smarter than other mammals like mice, but not as smart as humans.

Remember when you squished that trapped mouse in your bathtub? A dolphin certainly wouldn't be dumb enough to get trapped in that situation.

Then again, a smart dolphin probably wouldn't have voted for Obama.

(oh boy)

I applaud your decision not to eat dolphin though. It's a sign of a true humanitarian and scientist.

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Old 08-13-2013, 06:11 PM   #45 (permalink)
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I picture me and Quad hanging out and a smoking hot woman walks by.

Me: Damn, she is so fuckin' hot.

Quad: Hotter than what?

Me: Huh?

Quad: What are you saying she's hotter than?

Me: What?
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Old 08-13-2013, 06:24 PM   #46 (permalink)
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I picture me and Quad hanging out and a smoking hot woman walks by.
Me: Damn, she is so fuckin' hot.
Quad: Hotter than what?
Me: Huh?
Quad: What are you saying she's hotter than?
Me: What?
"What" and "Huh" would be the extent of your intelligent responses.

I would have explained she's probably not as hot as the toothless crack-whore pushing drugs by a filthy alley that you wanted to bang in exchange for another hit.


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