188: Encore

[Al_Scagnetti]

Isn't it just a tiny bit ironic that Keith's supplemental reading is a site that has music when you enter it? Not that I'm complaining, because I hardly noticed it...

[Stephanie O]

please Erika J is not hot and she's old.

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by Stephanie O

please Erika J is not hot and she's old.

Well I guess we now need to see what Steph looks for in a woman. A new thread or just post a photo or two.

[germuhknee]

I don't know about other countries, but here in Germany I've only experienced one intermission. I think it was during a long movie like one of the Lord of the Rings films.

However, there are other cool things that are certainly different than my film-going experiences in North America. For instance, an ice cream vendor always goes around right before the film starts, i.e. after the commercials. I don't know why; I think maybe once I saw someone buy something.

Then of course there's the beer, which you can buy along with your popcorn (sugar coated btw, never with butter and salt) and take in with you. There's even one cinema where they have the snack bar inside the actual screening room. So if you need to restock on munchies during the show, you don't have to miss anything. And the seats all have these long tables in front of them, so it's a bit like being at a drive-in. Sweet.

[deuce]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

Well I guess we now need to see what Steph looks for in a woman. A new thread or just post a photo or two.

DUDE, how are you gonna trust someone with no sense of smell?

[Nick Postagulous]

I think that those companies should definately get ads on KATG. So that it'll be fair and balanced. In fact, Keith should do a counter point to every ad.

Ad: "California Orange Juice. Start your day right!"
Keith: "It's shiat!"

[Bupsy]

i personally like floridas best orange juice

its as close to the grove as you can get!

[william]

And... youre back!

Best show in a while. I see that the reviews for 189 are good too so I'm looking forward to it.

"For a quarter more at theatre you get an extra fat fuck size tub"

"And don't you love when the fattest person in the room says How come nobody wants some fried chicken!"

Re - Chemda's special ordering - My experience is that unless your with a neurotic guy, girls are always more difficult when it comes to ordering meals. My extended family is the worst. My wife's a vegetarian, my brother-in-law doesn't eat carbs and his wife won't eat red meat, and lastly my mother-in-law is on a low everything diet: most times she orders a plain egg white omelet or something like that. Me? I'm a fucking slob who eats anything.

Keith's right on the mark when it comes to the government regulating hotel shower controls. I fucking hate having to figure out how the shower works. I always feel like a retard.

You ever wonder who last slept in the hotel bed? Just the same way Chemda's making out with the sound guy, you're sleeping on the sweat of every other guest whose stayed in the hotel room.

I travel a bit and usually stay at nice hotels but even then I wonder. Sure they change the sheets but they don't give you fresh pillows or blankets or a mattress. The mattresses are probably loaded with sweat stains and bodily secretions. Who knows who the fuck was sweating through the sheets the night before and what the fuck they were doing? Was he jerking off all over the bed while watching hotel porn? Did he and his buddy get too drunk the night before and decided to experiment? Ugh. And Chemda stayed at the Econo-lodge? Extra groddy shit probably happens there.

This ties into what Keith said about JohnyRockets and the plates being clean. Ever think about what herpes - hasn't brushed his teeth all week, just had his dog lick his mouth after the dog licked himself - motherfucker just used the fork you're about to put in your mouth? Did they really wash it or did the $5.00 an hour dishwasher just wipe it down? Keith can probably give us the scoop on what really happens in resturant kitchens.
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Oh man! An intermission would be welcome. Everyone times their drinking so that you dont have to pee during the movie but inevitably you have to and then youre like What? What did I miss? and all you ever back is Shhhhh. Nothing. Or that guy is the one who killed her. And youre like What guy? only to be met with Shhhh. Youll see

I bet you if just one theatre in New York started having intermissions , it would catch on

RadioShack
"What? What's an iPod?"

Keith: "...yea, the iPod"
RadioShak: "What is it?"

RadioShack has alliances with Compaq, RCA, Sprint and Verizon

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by deuce

DUDE, how are you gonna trust someone with no sense of smell?

Man, that is so true, I guess she is going to have to trust her, But you amy be right, smell does help.

[DanClass]

i dont know if DD is the best to offer advice about which chicks to trust