191: So Sue Me

[Keith]

"You fuckin' bitch. Don't even mention that. Don't even say that."

[poorbusker]

That letter about the sperm on the carpet was pretty disgusting. I hope he finds a fucking girlfriend quick

[rellek]

Climbing rope story - fucking hilarious.

[TimJacobs]

Originally Posted by rellek

Climbing rope story - fucking hilarious.

True!

[lickmyballssuckmy]

I don't know how Keith did this but:

1. I was a Boy Scout and did earn the badge for tying knots.

2. I did join the Army (but Keith was fucking all the girls so I didn't get much action). Pam was not around.

3. While in the Army, I didn't build rope bridges but I was air assault qualified.

If you don't know, that is where you rappel from helicopters on ropes. Only difference is you go down on the rope instead of up like in my story. Go down on the rope? That came out all wrong..

I never made the connection between all these events until Keith wrapped up the story on the show today..

What can I say? I like ropes. I've always wondered if Pam likes facials.

Lickmy

[MichaelG]

I heard MarthaStewert is investing in Nirvana

http://www.tvsquad.com/2005/12/22/ma...st-in-nirvana/

Now: through just a bit of digging, I found a 2 week old report in London's Sunday Mirror suggesting that, first of all, Love could earn somewhat more than that (70 million , or about $115 million), and secondly, that a chunk of that change is coming from none other than Miss Martha Stewart. The mirror claims that the "disgraced US lifestyle guru" (their words, not mine) is picking up a quarter share in the catalogue as a long-term (and no doubt highly lucrative) investment. Take this for what you will it is, after all, a tale told by two tabloids but it wouldn't hurt to start combing the Nirvana discography for new Martha theme song possibilities.

Prison has turned on Martha to some good music.

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by lickmyballssuckmy

What can I say? I like ropes. I've always wondered if Pam likes facials.

When's your next high school reunion?

[teerts]

Dear Chemda,
Teachers start at $39,000 and top off at around $81,000.
http://www.nycenet.edu/offices/dhr/payroll/ssct.aspx
81k after 22 years is pretty nice. few people in this city
continue to teach after their 3rd year of teaching.

I make much less than a starting teacher. I have no union.
My employer does not pay overtime.


I call bullshit on all the recent talk (and i mean on the news) about
how much money MTA workers make. The regular guys dont make
that much.
It's the managers who make from 50-90K.
see here:
drug tester: http://www.mta.info/nyct/hr/postings/medical.htm (38K)
mechanic: http://www.mta.info/nyct/hr/postings/skilled.htm ($23.365/hr)
mgmt: http://www.mta.info/nyct/hr/postings/transport.htm 50+K

Basically, going through those pages looking at different jobs
you'll see that mostly it's fair market wages in the city.

[Keith]

That certainly doesn't mean they can't go fuck themselves just the same. How many MTA workers you think will be knifed tonight? I'm hoping for the best (3) but expecting the worst (0).

[teerts]

Originally Posted by Keith

That certainly doesn't mean they can't go fuck themselves just the same. How many MTA workers you think will be knifed tonight? I'm hoping for the best (3) but expecting the worst (0).

Good point. Also, that is a good policy.