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Old 05-29-2014, 02:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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1985: Donít Trust the B---- with No Apartment

With Amber Marlow

A second American flag is flown in KATG’s honor, Siri vs. Google, Uber, more stories about Patrice from her victims, Brad Pitt gets punched in the face, Elliot Rodger shoots up UCSB, The Normal Heart, Robert De Niro’s dad was gay, Guy Branum vs. Nick Swardson


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Listening to this show reminded me that I paypaled her a few bucks a couple years ago too .... I think she posted something about going to Coachella or some other festival and needed help.
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Keith - amazing job on sound this episode - I could HEAR your huge smile when you were talking about another American flag being flown in KATGís honour.
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Old 05-29-2014, 07:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Listening to this show reminded me that I paypaled her a few bucks a couple years ago too .... I think she posted something about going to Coachella or some other festival and needed help.
Ditto!

I now feel violated for some reason even though it was only a few bucks.
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I bought Patrice a drink when my wife and I met her, Keith, Chemda, McNally, Matt Bray, Brother Love, Rellek, Spooky, Dee and Cole in 2008 (HUMBLE BRAG). It was at a place called the Dirty Down Saloon. There was an awesome jukebox with hardcore punk music plus the ambiance of midget porn playing on a screen. I offered everyone a drink; Patrice asked for a Campari and soda. McNally & Matt Bray wanted a White Russian but they were outta cream so it ended up being a Black Russian. I knew Chemda didnt drink alcohol but she still asked for a red wine (I was hoping she would morph into a crazy person after she drank it, she didn't).

Now that I think of it, Patrice was the only one who didn't hesitate to tell me what she wanted. Everyone else needed me to constantly insist on buying them a drink before they caved. But I'm just being an ass, I thought nothing of it at the time and she was nice as shit to me. I was a bit shocked when all the bad stuff came out about her, we all had such an affinity for her. It was second on the list to the reveal of K & C being broken up. I never really understood what she did for work, her aloofness about it all just made me think it must be super hush hush celebrity shit.
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I never really understood what she did for work, her aloofness about it all just made me think it must be super hush hush celebrity shit.
I think someone who couldn't WAIT to spill the gossip on her so-called friend's actual, legally-binding secret break up, would at the very least have slipped the beans to someone she knew about what she was actually up to or ghost writing.

Can anyone site her work? Did she ever say "don't tell, but I'm the ghost writer/twitter manager for _______"?
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Patrice is like the aliens in Independence Days. They drain one thing of resources and move on to the next one.
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Old 05-29-2014, 10:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Chemda has said on multiple occasions about how Nick Swardson was rude to her and said something akin to "I don't have to be nice to you because you are a girl and I'm gay." I'm not sure why, not being sexually attracted to someone is automatically permission to be mean, but whatever. There was even an episode where Micha Fox said "every comedian knows Nick Swardson is gay, I didn't even know that was suppose to be a secret."


In The Big Bang Theory Jim Parsons' character isn't gay but does play a virgin in his 30's, the premiss being that his mind is so brilliant that sex isn't even a consideration to him. A lot of fans think he is somewhere on the autism spectrum. I was surprised when I learned that the actor was gay, however.

The shootings... He was a spoiled rich kid that didn't get his way. It's not about guns and it's not about women's rights, he was a dude that had a psychotic break. He killed his male roommates and one of their male friends, without a gun, because they disgusted him. He was disgusted that a "black boy" hooked up with a "blonde white girl" because he sees blacks as inferior. So on the list is women, black's and Asian "nerds". Even though he himself was half Asian. #YESTOEVERYONEWHOISNTTHISGUY.

As for Patrice... YIKES.
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Yep. I was one of those who Paypaled her a couple of times via Hell 'n Heartaches dot com.

Thinking back, it was a curious site - not something that I would expect of a writer.
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Old 05-30-2014, 01:01 AM   #10 (permalink)
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It's like The Sixth Sense. Think back. Was anything really on that site?

No.

A video here. A sassy comment there. Nothing worth anything. You don't miss her site for a second.


EDIT:

www.HellAndHeartaches.com

Well look; it's still up.
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