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View Poll Results: Is the Bible anti-gay?
Yes 57 89.06%
No 7 10.94%
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Old 06-03-2014, 12:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Katharine’s love life and sexual exploits, V. Stiviano is physically attacked, the reason Aaron Hernandez shot 2 people, Keith vs. his landlords, what the Bible says about homosexuality, God gave Toni Braxton’s baby autism, The Malleys vs. The MTA


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Reading notes while listening to this show, Katherine said "Urinary tract infection" just as I was reading it in a book.. hahaha creepy

KATG helping me study
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Katharine is amazing. I love her on the show. I hope she doesn't disappear into the EU for too long. Although they will probably snatch her up and call her their own.
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People who think the Bible isn't anti-gay are fooling themselves.
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Katharine is amazing. I love her on the show. I hope she doesn't disappear into the EU for too long. Although they will probably snatch her up and call her their own.
Aw thank you! I'll try to make sure they don't keep me for too long but if I pull a Keith and jump a turnstile it could become an international crisis.
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so, my mother had her first bladder surgery when she was 2. she can't drink dark colored sodas; the caramel color and sugar sets off infection. i had my first UTI at age 8; the only time i've ever been catheterized, boo. asymptomatic UTI became a kidney infection when i was 17 and like to've killed me; i was spiking brain frying fevers and dipping into chills every couple of hours.

i have to weigh every single time i have sex against the potential of lots of pain and weeks of discomfort. buh-lieve me, my NYC travel bag is half preventative pussy meds. luckily, it's a common enough thing where doctors will just call you in a script and you can have it on hand for whenever times. i pop one after more rigorous sexings and it's not a deal.

UTI's are no fucking joke. they move /so fast/. ladies, do not let those go untreated; they WILL travel up your shit and get worse. PLUS, the antibiotics that treat it can give you a wicked nasty yeast infection. peeing after sex (before, too) is just standard lady bits practice.

men, if you have one, you can not know and pass it on to your lady friend. it's common enough that partners will just pass it back and forth and not really know that's what's happening.

sugary foods aren't sex toys. every time i see a porn where a girl gets a lollipop in her snooch, i cringe. flavored lubes are suspect as well. just consider vaginas diabetic.
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so, my mother had her first bladder surgery when she was 2. she can't drink dark colored sodas; the caramel color and sugar sets off infection. i had my first UTI at age 8; the only time i've ever been catheterized, boo. asymptomatic UTI became a kidney infection when i was 17 and like to've killed me; i was spiking brian frying fevers and dipping into chills every couple of hours.

i have to weigh every single time i have sex against the potential of lots of pain and weeks of discomfort. buh-lieve me, my NYC travel bag is half preventative pussy meds.

UTI's are no fucking joke. ladies, do not let those go untreated; they travel up your shit and get worse. PLUS, the antibiotics that treat it can give you a wicked nasty yeast infection. peeing after sex (before, too) is just standard lady bits practice.

men, if you have one, you can not know and pass it on to your lady friend. it's common enough that partners will just pass it back and forth and not really know that's what's happening.

sugary foods aren't sex toys. every time i see a porn where a girl gets a lollipop in her snooch i cringe. flavored lubes are suspect as well. just consider vaginas diabetic.
Along with Chemda's warnings about the Pill and it's limitations, we've got a pretty decent sex ed going on!
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People who think the Bible isn't anti-gay are fooling themselves.
I'm looking at the poll right now. This is crazy.
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I'd like to put this out there and just say, aren't all religions anti-gay?
(I mean the mainstream religions-before anyone chimes in with some obscure religion practiced in the alps).
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Keith, I don't recommend trying to fight the ticket from the MTA. They've changed the rules in recent years and made it all but impossible to dispute errors on the ticket.

In 2012, I got a ticket for moving between subway cars while the train was parked with doors open and they made 5 errors on the ticket. 5! I brought the ticket to the office and the woman told me in her finest legalese "fuck off." (she threw in a few Latin legal-isms like pro forma and de minimus into a tape recorder as some sort of official record.)

Here's an image of the ticket and all the parts they fucked up.



All in all it was a fucking mugging. They held me up for 30 minutes while giving the ticket and a solid two hours in trying to dispute the thing. The MTA is bullshit.
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