1987: #YayYoureInAGroup

Show Notes

• — The Infamous Beat Poet: Katharine Heller, more beloved than Maya Angelou (RIP), is in studio
• — #drama: Katharine broke up with Myq Kaplan and wrote a post on the KATG forums refuting his claim that he’s friends with his exes
• — Battle Wounds: Katharine was in the hospital for 3 days after getting a kidney infection from fucking too much
• — Hi, Sean: Katharine is going on a trip to London to do some fucking (and attend some business meetings)
• — The Visor Makes Sense Now: Donald Sterling’s ex-mistress V. Stiviano was attacked and punched in the face repeatedly outside of a New York hotel
• — Reasonable: The reason Aaron Hernandez killed 2 people in 2012 was because someone accidentally bumped him in a club and spilled his drink without apologizing
• — How Hitler Got His Start: Keith’s landlord texted him asking to fix the ‘brand new’ window blinds the building’s owners installed more than a year ago
• — The Campaign Begins: The 2014 KATG Stand-Up-Athon is now available to watch and be voted upon for VIP members
• — God Hates Figs: Keith lays down some truth about what the Bible has to say about homosexuality
• — Unbreak My Heart: Toni Braxton believes God made her child autistic because she had an abortion earlier, according to her upcoming memoir
• — Bad Dogs: Keith, Cat, and Hugsy Malone finally got caught jumping the subway turnstile, and each received a ticket; a service dog pooped in the aisle of a plane so the plane had to make an emergency landing for cleaning