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05-23-2015, 09:39 PM | #81 (permalink) |
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Next time you bang a random white guy, you girls can say that poly wanted a cracker.
There's also a polyfiller joke in there somewhere, but I'm too tired to find it. |
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LOL it was something i wanted to get out for a while, since the topic has come up more frequently lately, albeit the timing of my post may have looked like something unintended. You carry on with birdie. This nukka here likes crackas to fight one another over some bullshit *rolling a blunt* Fuck Scummo, you know me too well bwahaha I did not even see your response until after mine posted. I've literally said that after every time i fucked a white dude, including the 1st guy i was engaged to (what can i say, mothafuckers love this shit right here) and was with for 4+ years. When I was in the bathroom cleaning up I'd do a little "i got yo cracka ass right here" shuffle and shit. Gotta get one in on the Man when we can
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i'd have to gussy and trek into the city for that. such a to do. i'm just as happy eating pizza, jerking off listening to madmen reruns and watching muted porn, then falling asleep in my own cozy bedtown. #grownasswoman |
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i could make a phone call and get an appropriate, available white guy to schtup me for the sake of Scummy's parrot joke, but i'd have to go to Atlanta and, really, fucking why.
i'm also fond of my solitude. mama spider needs people to fuck off on the regular. it's all very fluid. it's why i keep it loose. |
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Guys I want to throw one more thing in here, cause I think this was the thread that it makes sense in. And this thing's been kinda bothering me so even if we're all past it, I need to get it out. This really gets to me personally because of past experiences myself.
To start out, I am NOWHERE near as positive a person as Myq and never have been. But when I first started dating Mike, I was a pretty positive person. Going through shitty stuff, but positive. I threw Mike a surprise birthday party (he fucking spoiled that too), I threw a surprise party for a friend whos dog died as a "remember him fondly" thing. I treated everyone amazingly, and was pretty happy and nice overall. And then I was accused of being fake because I was being nice, that I just wanted people to like me. Seriously, it was a large reason of why ALL of his friends stopped wanting me around and he was pretty much disowned by them for almost a year because he didn't side with them. And I was downhill for a while, like hardcore. All the weight I have? I gained like 60 lbs in a few months, got into cutting, and never left my house. I don't want to be mean, but now I can't be nice either because it's fake? Or I come off as fake? It was killing me. It took a long time to get even close to how I was. More outgoing (have you noticed?) and loving and even though I'm grumpy I'm constantly trying to pick up someone's day if the opportunity is there. Hell, even if it isn't, I'll sometimes make it work. It's not fake. I don't do it so people like me (I mean its cool, but whatever). I do it because you never ever know what someone is feeling, when they need a pick me up. When they need love, and even if they have love maybe they need more of it! Why on earth NOT be nice to people? _____ because they need it, not because they deserve it. See, the blank works for ...everything? Basics: Love because they need it, not because they deserve it. Hate because they need it, not because they deserve it. (The point being, no one needs hate.) I'm sure you guys will find plenty of ways it doesnt work, but overall I really do try to go by it. Myq does it way better though. >.< Goddammit. My point was getting to, I don't think his happiness is fake. And it sucks to be accused of it, though I'm sure he doesn't let it get to him. Last edited by Nettie-poo; 05-24-2015 at 07:51 PM. Reason: Missed my point |
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Because being nasty is more fun, and because most people are cunts. Grinding their feelings under the iron boot of justice is cathartic.
Rape because they need it, not because they deserve it. I agree. |
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