2208: The Writers Room

rodimusprime · 07-13-2015, 03:16 PM

David was such a great guest. He kinda reminded me of Frank Santopadre so I had a little PTSD at first. But he was even sicker than Keith and Chemda. Pedophile jokes, animals up the ass, Terry Schivo eating in bed... so good.

Also I was thrown off by how he was kinda talking like he and his wife were still together at first and then he's like "We're separated..." LOL! I don't know why that shit made me laugh so hard.

Goddamn that dude was funny. Hope he comes back someday.

Disclaimer: I rescind all of this if he emails KATG in the next week saying he didn't enjoy his time on the show.

Keith · 07-13-2015, 03:25 PM

David had fun and we yapped after for quite awhile. There was something with Frank's vibe that we can't say we were completely surprised by his sour-puss attitude.

rodimusprime · 07-13-2015, 03:31 PM

That sucks man. He fooled me. Just like Mike fooled his parents by drinking Pepsi! It's not natural Keith! And that should've been the poll. You know the world would side with me.

If he can drink Pepsi what's next? Will we be drinking our dogs? Drinking a couch? Disgusting.

FingerLakes · 07-13-2015, 04:11 PM

I don't even think Camille is still in the "if I admit he did it it mean I'm a terrible wife/person blind idiot/fool for not seeing it." At this point, with so much mounted against them it's like the lie is just too big. Unless something comes out that solidly puts Bill in the guilty section or he admits it (on his death bed) there will be no media outlet that takes her side. If she goes to the side of the victems now everyone will ask "it took 56 women for you to stop lying? Why not 5 or 20? How can anyone trust you again?"

Or at least she probably thinks that.

Keith · 07-13-2015, 04:54 PM

Poor baby.

Lanfear · 07-13-2015, 05:01 PM

Camille is his manager, bitch is going down with the ship because she thinks that is the best business decision.

starscream · 07-13-2015, 06:11 PM

Joseph Turner White:
What's an associate producer credit?

Bill Smith:
It's what you give to your secretary instead of a raise.

State and Main (2000) - Quotes - IMDb

Bucho · 07-14-2015, 02:08 AM

Hearing Keith's stories of being a sillygoose on social media is always a sunshine of my life. Literally lol out loud literally every time. "Send" may not seem like much of a punchline but it sure as heck is when Keith says it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbnail

I seriously enjoyed David, he was funny and witty and open about personal life and work...

This being said I now expect a Santopadre twist at any minute.

You read my mind so hard.

WittyReference · 07-15-2015, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punk'n

"Mike" is a punk rock song. You silly geese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoF_a0-7xVQ

Always found this song hilarious. There's to many lyrics to post them all but it's worth looking up.

SUICIDAL TENDENCIES LYRICS - Institutionalized

"Wait, what are you talking about, we decided!?
How can you say what my best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'm crazy?
When I went to your schools, I went to your churches,
I went to your institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'm crazy?

Oh man, the way he crams all the words in to fit the line

"They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
To give me the needed professional help
To protect me from the enemy -- myself."

WittyReference · 07-15-2015, 01:10 AM

It's the best band joke meme since this Metallica gem. To the melody of "One".

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07-13-2015, 03:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,372	David was such a great guest. He kinda reminded me of Frank Santopadre so I had a little PTSD at first. But he was even sicker than Keith and Chemda. Pedophile jokes, animals up the ass, Terry Schivo eating in bed... so good. Also I was thrown off by how he was kinda talking like he and his wife were still together at first and then he's like "We're separated..." LOL! I don't know why that shit made me laugh so hard. Goddamn that dude was funny. Hope he comes back someday. Disclaimer: I rescind all of this if he emails KATG in the next week saying he didn't enjoy his time on the show. ImStillToni and theycallmepyro like this. __________________ www.theblackguywhotips.com www.twitter.com/rodimusprime The Black Guy Who Tips Podcast
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07-13-2015, 03:25 PM	#12 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,963	David had fun and we yapped after for quite awhile. There was something with Frank's vibe that we can't say we were completely surprised by his sour-puss attitude. rodimusprime likes this.
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07-13-2015, 03:31 PM	#13 (permalink)
rodimusprime Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 1,372	That sucks man. He fooled me. Just like Mike fooled his parents by drinking Pepsi! It's not natural Keith! And that should've been the poll. You know the world would side with me. If he can drink Pepsi what's next? Will we be drinking our dogs? Drinking a couch? Disgusting. Keith, Bucho, Lord of the Cock Rings and 2 others like this.
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07-13-2015, 04:11 PM	#14 (permalink)
FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	I don't even think Camille is still in the "if I admit he did it it mean I'm a terrible wife/person blind idiot/fool for not seeing it." At this point, with so much mounted against them it's like the lie is just too big. Unless something comes out that solidly puts Bill in the guilty section or he admits it (on his death bed) there will be no media outlet that takes her side. If she goes to the side of the victems now everyone will ask "it took 56 women for you to stop lying? Why not 5 or 20? How can anyone trust you again?" Or at least she probably thinks that.
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Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 13,963	Poor baby.
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Lanfear Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Frankfurt am Main, Germany Posts: 2,577	Camille is his manager, bitch is going down with the ship because she thinks that is the best business decision.
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07-15-2015, 01:10 AM	#20 (permalink)
WittyReference Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 561	It's the best band joke meme since this Metallica gem. To the melody of "One". dr.chode, Scumhook and theycallmepyro like this.
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