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Old 09-24-2015, 12:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I want to buy a Ferrari, but I don't have enough money. Those cunts are charging way too much for those pretty red cars. It's not fair. Someone should do something about it.

What's that you say? If I can't afford one, don't get one, or get a better job so I can?

How about all you breeder cunts who think it's some fucking right that you get to dump kids out of your gaping fem-canals step back for a fucking second and take some fucking responsibility. If you can't afford a fucking kid, then don't fucking have one.

The injections that your fat arse needed to stop your body doing what it naturally wanted to do (i.e. self-abort that worthless little cunt-turd before it saw the light of day), cost people who actually pay taxes a fucking lot of money.
How many Ferraris do you take every day to stay alive?
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Old 09-24-2015, 12:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How many Ferraris do you take every day to stay alive?
If you count loads from their owners, then I take about 4 per day.



If someone can't afford to stay alive, then that's just natural selection at work. Instead of getting eaten by a tiger, you get eaten by a shark (albeit a wall street one).

Poor people and sick people are a drain on society. Poor sick people can fuck the hell off.
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Nope. Spongebob Meme proves you're really just a big mushy kissmouth underneath yer facade of cunts and fucks. We're cool.
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Old 09-24-2015, 01:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Hey guys! Just wanted to drop by and remind you to scroll past Scumhook's posts without reading them.
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Old 09-24-2015, 02:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hey guys! Just wanted to drop by and remind you to scroll past Scumhook's posts without reading them.
Nope - there is a better solution
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Old 09-24-2015, 02:41 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Hahaha, pretty bad when there's only the one name on the list.
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Old 09-24-2015, 03:38 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Hahaha, pretty bad when there's only the one name on the list.
Well none of the rest of you lovely people ruin my pleasant forum reading experience
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Old 09-24-2015, 04:40 PM   #18 (permalink)
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i don't know. the filth amuses me.
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Old 09-24-2015, 04:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
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i don't know. the filth amuses me.
He's like our own personal Donald Trump, fowl enough for sparrow.

nice recommendation on 'Metamodern Sounds', it's making the day go faster at work.
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Old 09-24-2015, 05:17 PM   #20 (permalink)
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a big mushy kissmouth
That sounds like some sort of deep water fish.

Or a really sloppy vag.

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