Latest Episode
Play

Go Back   Keith and The Girl Forums Keith and The Girl Forums Show Talk

Show Talk Talk about the show

View Poll Results: Are you happy with your cell phone provider?
Yes 12 66.67%
No 6 33.33%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

Like Tree11Likes
  • 2 Post By PsychoLoco
  • 2 Post By Keith
  • 2 Post By Archimedes_Screw
  • 2 Post By punk'n
  • 3 Post By the_bigkahuna
Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 05-14-2017, 08:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
Administrator
 
Michael's Servant's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 988
2630: No Service

with Blair Socci – Comedian breakups; Chemda vs. AT&T; lost airport luggage; sex booths; Keith’s inappropriate veterinarian

Guest:
Blair Socci



Share this episode: Twitter, Facebook & email

Get the show: on iTunes, on Stitcher and RSS feed
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 02:50 AM   #2 (permalink)
Senior Member
57-hour Marathon 2015 Kickstarter Backer
 
PsychoLoco's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Ukraine
Posts: 312
Keith nailed it with murder, and Chemda was again too self-reflective with her going insane response. With me it would have gone:

AT&T: What is your weekend plan?

Me: Tri-state killing spree. What’s your zip code?

AT&T: Excuse me?

Me: The faster you get service to my phone the faster the cops can triangulate my location. If my phone doesn’t work by the end of this call, the body count is on your conscience and there’s not a jury in this country that doesn’t have a complaint about their phone service. I am being driven insane and this will go down in history as the AT&T murders.
lizsquiz and shoebootie like this.
__________________
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 03:26 AM   #3 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Apia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Wiesbaden, Germany
Posts: 1,090
I thought the vet said this because older dogs sometimes need more medication and it's good when they are used to takings pills.

I don't see how being used to a pill in its mouth would transfer to a dick in its mouth, unless the dick has the form of a pill. (?)

Last edited by Apia; 05-15-2017 at 03:30 AM.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 04:58 AM   #4 (permalink)
PARTY! SUPER PARTY!
 
Keith's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: NYC, baby!
Posts: 8,934
Her naughty smile suggested otherwise. And how does throwing a pill down a puppy's throat train them for later? Wouldn't I just throw it down their throat again?

That vet is a little pervert.
The Girl and Sparrow like this.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 05:01 AM   #5 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
Apia's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2014
Location: Wiesbaden, Germany
Posts: 1,090
I haven't seen her, so I can't tell for sure.
I just thought, maybe now it's one pill, and if not even so important but for an old dog it's a very important to be able to swallow several pills to live.

Did you think about death penalty for this vet? Crime:
Encouraging sex with animals!
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 06:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
Member
 
Archimedes_Screw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2016
Location: Suburb of Austin
Posts: 42
May I suggest Virgin mobile? When there was the latest F-5 tornado in Oklahoma Virgin gave everyone in the zip code a free month.
The Girl and Apia like this.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-15-2017, 03:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
Senior Member
 
punk'n's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Kansas City, MO
Posts: 2,325
DUDE. Blair was awesome! She went into the AT&T transcript perfectly. That shit was hilarious. I would love to hear more about her, please more Blair!
The Girl and Archimedes_Screw like this.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Old 05-16-2017, 05:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 4
I'm dying

Holy shit, I'm sitting in the driveway tears streaming down my face. This is fucking gold!
At&t: "What are your weekend plans?"
Keith: "Murder."

I had to pull over.
(Offline)   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 05:50 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
SEO by vBSEO 3.6.1
Keith and The GirlAd Management plugin by RedTyger