2746: Cupcakes and War

[Michael's Servant]

with Matteo Lane – Matteo vs. Mariah Carey; Matteo’s pictures used to catfish ladies; Liza Minelli, Shark Tank’s Barbara Ann Corcoran, and American vs. British cooking shows; Matteo’s Italian hook-up; racial ambiguity; sex dolls that orgasm based on respect; sex with a porn star; Hollywood pitches

Guest:
Matteo Lane



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[Oliviafs]

Hey Keith, Chemda, Andrea, Brianna and Matteo,

I actually give a decently sized, well fed, shit about this post. I’m currently on my hour long train ride home in Sydney. I have just finished two back to back 14 hour days to wake up tomorrow and spend all day studying. I’m currently in law school, working at a restaurant for money and a horribly paid interniship for “professional experience”. It’s been a really really hard year. But I just wanted to say thank you for making my commute so much better and taking my mind off it all. Even now, I find myself laughing out loud like a crazy person in public transit. I really love the Matteo Lane episodes and it keeps me smiling during days which generally go back and forth betwen feeling like a dumb ass rookie and too exhausted to care. So all in all, thank you very much for being the real comfort so many listeners need all over the world.

Thanks again,
Olivia

[Mermaid]

A clean living space does raise my libido.

I'm almost asexual when my place is trashed. But the complete opposite when it's clean.

I've never had someone clean for me. I can only imagine the intensity.

[Archimedes_Screw]

Voted yes on the sex robot thing. Now that I think about it would creep me out a bit if my fleshlight could talk.

[bag of lazers]

Here's the video of Liza on HSN Matteo mentioned. Some really good moments there.

[Enunciated Piffle]

I voted no. A sex robot sounds creepy. But I did have a vibro Fleshlight for a year...

Are Fleshlights robots? What's the official HUAR stance on this particular...technology?

[Archimedes_Screw]

Originally Posted by Enunciated Piffle

I voted no. A sex robot sounds creepy. But I did have a vibro Fleshlight for a year...

Are Fleshlights robots? What's the official HUAR stance on this particular...technology?

Fleshlights are a gift from materials science.

[thirteen]

I like to listen to pieces of Matteo episodes throughout the day instead of listening to them all at once. It's my way of savouring them. He's one of my favourites

[FingerLakes]

[for me] the whole point of funky sex toys is to play with foreign objects and tools and make inorganic things sexy. I'd rather pay for a prostitute if I want a human interaction. For my kink I'm gonna fuck a a machine or dildo. Sex robots are dumb.
but again
I would totally dry hump a sexy anime dude pillow

[Lanfear]

I don't think I need to tell anybody that Matteo is the best and you should all listen to his podcast with Emma because that should be very self evident.

But not everybody might know the absolute fluffy perfect adorableness of the Great British Bake Off.
Do yourself a favour and watch a few episodes, I highly doubt you'll regret it.
The show moved to a new network this season and lost 3 out of 4 hosts and I was very worried it would suck. But it still turned out great.

So if you want the authentic experience start with one of the first 7 seasons, but even if you start with season 8 it'll be time well spent.