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View Poll Results: Would you have sex with a sex robot?
Yes 21 47.73%
No 23 52.27%
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Old 10-31-2017, 09:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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with Matteo Lane – Matteo vs. Mariah Carey; Matteo’s pictures used to catfish ladies; Liza Minelli, Shark Tank’s Barbara Ann Corcoran, and American vs. British cooking shows; Matteo’s Italian hook-up; racial ambiguity; sex dolls that orgasm based on respect; sex with a porn star; Hollywood pitches

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Old 11-01-2017, 05:06 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Tell your male partner what you want in sex. To do so try stuff out and know what you like. Try different partners. Then he knows. Don't let him guess. If he doesn't care he is the wrong partner.
I just realized my husband didn't know my bra size after 12 years. Good luck letting him guess what I like in sex.
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Old 11-01-2017, 08:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank you so much

Hey Keith, Chemda, Andrea, Brianna and Matteo,

I actually give a decently sized, well fed, shit about this post. I’m currently on my hour long train ride home in Sydney. I have just finished two back to back 14 hour days to wake up tomorrow and spend all day studying. I’m currently in law school, working at a restaurant for money and a horribly paid interniship for “professional experience”. It’s been a really really hard year. But I just wanted to say thank you for making my commute so much better and taking my mind off it all. Even now, I find myself laughing out loud like a crazy person in public transit. I really love the Matteo Lane episodes and it keeps me smiling during days which generally go back and forth betwen feeling like a dumb ass rookie and too exhausted to care. So all in all, thank you very much for being the real comfort so many listeners need all over the world.

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A clean living space does raise my libido.

I'm almost asexual when my place is trashed. But the complete opposite when it's clean.

I've never had someone clean for me. I can only imagine the intensity.
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Voted yes on the sex robot thing. Now that I think about it would creep me out a bit if my fleshlight could talk.
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Here's the video of Liza on HSN Matteo mentioned. Some really good moments there.
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I voted no. A sex robot sounds creepy. But I did have a vibro Fleshlight for a year...

Are Fleshlights robots? What's the official HUAR stance on this particular...technology?
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I voted no. A sex robot sounds creepy. But I did have a vibro Fleshlight for a year...

Are Fleshlights robots? What's the official HUAR stance on this particular...technology?
Fleshlights are a gift from materials science.
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I like to listen to pieces of Matteo episodes throughout the day instead of listening to them all at once. It's my way of savouring them. He's one of my favourites
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A clean living space does raise my libido.

I'm almost asexual when my place is trashed. But the complete opposite when it's clean.

I've never had someone clean for me. I can only imagine the intensity.
I understand. Try maybe turning off the light. You don't see the chaos, it sometimes helps.
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