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Old 06-26-2018, 11:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 06-27-2018, 05:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny guest.

I would eat a microwave steak if the other option was starving.
I would not choose to eat it if I had any other food choice.
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Everything you ate was the cheapest shit even worse than a microwaveable steak. You didnít live in the greatest city on earth where they made $1 shitty pizza slices. One day you wanted to treat yourself.
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Everything you ate was the cheapest shit even worse than a microwaveable steak. You didnít live in the greatest city on earth where they made $1 shitty pizza slices. One day you wanted to treat yourself.
I get that.
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Old 06-27-2018, 05:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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What cut of steak were you getting for cheap?

I feel like the cost of a steak isn't worth it when funds are that low. Especially when I consider how trash a microwave steak probably tastes in comparison to other things.

One $5 dollar microwave steak could have been a week or more worth of rice and beans. Or even a week's worth of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

You needed some equally broke college friends to teach you the way. I knew quite a few microwave dorm room "chefs" lol
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One $5 dollar microwave steak could have been a week or more worth of rice and beans. Or even a week's worth of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
Of course. I wanted a Me Day.

Are you even TRYING to understand?

A week of rice and beans? But you could have just bought dry noodles and butter...

Yes, but I wanted to feel human.
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Old 06-27-2018, 06:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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My local theater is jumping on the movie pass bandwagon too. Ahh yeeeeeeah
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Old 06-27-2018, 09:01 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Of course. I wanted a Me Day.

Are you even TRYING to understand?

A week of rice and beans? But you could have just bought dry noodles and butter...

Yes, but I wanted to feel human.
Your experience with rice and beans is likely different than mine.

Rice and beans are comfort foods down here. It's a legit hearty meal. Something we look forward to. Any kind of beans (Lima, black eye peas, red beans), rice and a cheap cut of salted meat for seasoning.

It's an experience.

You can make the poor man's version without the meat in the microwave with the right seasonings.

Not at all comparable to butter and noodles.
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toss a couple bay leaves in there, turn on your crock pot, and step out. jesus mary and joseph rice and beans are the em effing gosh darn be all end all of being hugged from the inside.

quesh: does a visit to Poundtown come with a Keith Malley prepared dinner? do you apron up?
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