326: Chavs are Bollocks, Innit?

[Brend_duh]

Chaves cant ride a bike...where would he put his dingo balls and his horn that plays "la cookoo racha"(excuse the spelling...cant quite translate mexican-chav yet). plus it would make it hard to eat a burrito. Yet most relevant; where would the 8track of 'lowrider' go

[matt B]

chavs and bikes (fuckin spinners)

http://www.deuce-usa.com/media_gallery_custpics2.php

the one that is on the cell phone and on his bike is chavtastic

and there are many people here in nyc that have bangin chav systems on their bikes-- im sure they can handle an 8track in the mix

[Cubby]

Is this a scooter with a treadmill on it? Because that's fuckin' weird.

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by paul_r

another film for your viewing pleasure.

"Two Somerset teenagers have spoken of their surprise at being an internet hit with their step-by-step guide to being a chav. The duo are now planning a follow-up, possibly How to be a Goth."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/4797399.stm

and that's Somerset in England.

here's the link to the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdNfFwi3YLU

[Bucho]

I don't stockpile food like Chemda's ma but I always buy toilet paper, even if I know we have 5 12-bags at home. If the apocalypse hits and we can't get out of the house I'll starve but I'll have the cleanest ass on the planet.

[seouledout]

All you ever needed to know about spotting a "chav". Or, so it seems to me.

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by Blitzgal

My mother once read somewhere that keeping your peanut butter in the pantry caused cancer so she keeps it in the fridge.

My wife used to put the peanut-butter in the fridge. Cold peanut-butter sucks. I think it's a habit she retained from her family, growing up. Fortunately, she got over this practice after we started living together.

[Shawn]

Originally Posted by arcatacat

There's this truck that's always parked by the side of a house about 3 blocks from where I live... "Homicide, Suicide, Accidental Death" stenciled on the side door, and this website: http://www.crimescenecleaners.com/

I think that Crime Scene Cleaners is franchised across the country. When I used to live in Illinois, i worked for a phone-answering service, and we had the local Crime Scene Cleaners office as a client. Nobody wanted to take those calls when they came in.