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Old 08-11-2020, 05:59 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ummm....I think the kid kept busting in on you at least partly out of curiosity, or maybe protectiveness of his mom?? I don't think he was just oblivious.
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ďDonald DuckingĒ my new favorite thing Iíve heard Chemda say
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Sex Tights

Not sure if I told this before.

My youngest daughter very early on adopted the term sex tights for stockings as she found some in my draw and seen something smutty on tv involving lingerie and put two and two together. Needless to say lingerie doesnít happen any longer as it is no longer sexy.


One Christmas morning same child announced to gathered family before presents mum and dad had sex last night because I found a condom wrapper under dads pillow.


Not sure my dad needed to know that!
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Well my first instinct was - of course he knows he must have had sex Ed in school but then I remembered 'Murica?

But even with that he must know - I grew up before internet and we had teen magazines discuss this and now the internet exists on your phone.

Apia when do you (if you do) remember looking at Dr Sommer in Bravo magazine? For sure by 12 right?
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100% with Chemda on the Benny situation.

He busts into the room without being told to knock once? Shame on you.

He busts into the room without being told to knock twice? Goofy AF.
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Old 08-12-2020, 01:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Fix the lock or buy a door wedge to block it.

He should knock first. But locks exists for a very good reason.

I find it so annoying the amount of people who donít lock a single person public restroom and donít say anything when I knock.
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Well my first instinct was - of course he knows he must have had sex Ed in school but then I remembered 'Murica?

But even with that he must know - I grew up before internet and we had teen magazines discuss this and now the internet exists on your phone.

Apia when do you (if you do) remember looking at Dr Sommer in Bravo magazine? For sure by 12 right?
Absolutely. It was a very popular column in a magazine for teens.
Teens wrote in with real sex questions and got real and good answers.

I saw it at 12, it was the same year we came to Germany.
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100% can see the older kid sending Benny in to cockblock you or Benny doing it himself. At 9 or 10 I knew mechanically what sex was from those fleeting moments in R rated films and a book "How Things Are Made" and playing house, but didn't get that it was a thing adults did for pleasure. It was a "naughty" thing they did because they could get away with it.

Either way whether he knows for sure or is just barging in dumbly, for Lover's Day this week go buy some new locks and get someone on Fiver to install them in all the doors in this ridiculous place
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