3443: The Obituaries

Keith · 08-23-2021, 12:56 PM

The FDA gave full approval for the Pfizer vaccine. Can you get it now, you weird liar? LET’S GO! It’s just Keith and Chemda today, and shit’s about to get real. Keith reviews The Protégé featuring his lover Michael Keaton (is he using the word correctly NOW?), and Keith has received his parents’ obituaries … written by his dad. Also, Chemda contacted the babysitter that sexually abused her.

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Sparrow · 08-23-2021, 01:50 PM

only 20 minutes in. that Princess shit is deeply unsettling. what the actual fuck, y’all.

SpareBen · 08-23-2021, 02:36 PM

You sure know how to whet an appetite with a fucked-up description. This sounds like the kind of episode which makes me extend my commute just so I can listen without interruption.

Sparrow · 08-23-2021, 02:37 PM

ok. finished.

Chemda, i’ve been in your shoes. i’ve emailed Kate about three different times over the last ten years and it was never satisfying. i always ask myself: what do i want out of this. i always end up angry bc it never meets whatever expectations i want of confession or remorse. she’s never going to give that to me and i had to stop wanting it. it was never “right” enough, or enough enough.

don’t wrap yourself up in getting a reaction from this person. it tangles.

Svage · 08-23-2021, 02:40 PM

Holy shit.

Keith, Your dad is fucking crazy. I mean I already knew it, but somehow he just topped himself. What the fuck!.

And Chemda, I wasn't expecting to go from batshit to heavy. I'm so sorry that happened to you, no one should ever experience something like that,.I don't even know how to dispense advice as far as how to handle that situation. I think you deserve to know, even he doesn't respond or denies it. It would probably do you some good to let it out.

Mark Sandiego · 08-23-2021, 03:01 PM

Regarding Chemda's babysitter, perhaps he himself was molested. Maybe that's where to start the Facebook conversation.

shoebootie · 08-23-2021, 03:15 PM

Mike Malley is going to kill himself. This is really sus.

shoebootie · 08-23-2021, 03:20 PM

Proofread/fact check those obits and send them back to him.

shoebootie · 08-23-2021, 03:40 PM

Should have just waited till the end of the episode to comment.

I had a babysitter that did that to me. I didn't misremember. I knew the difference between a dream and something weird happening.

As an adult, when I realized how fucked up it was, and seeking out him/the parents on FB - I didn't friend him. Friended his dad, messaged him with my truth and the warning to keep him away from kids, then promptly unfriended/blocked them all. Let them deal with that fallout.

Keith · 08-23-2021, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark Sandiego

Regarding Chemda's babysitter, perhaps he himself was molested. Maybe that's where to start the Facebook conversation.

"Hi! So you do remember me, great. Hey I was wondering, were YOU ever molested?"

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08-23-2021, 01:50 PM	#2 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,395	only 20 minutes in. that Princess shit is deeply unsettling. what the actual fuck, y’all. Keith, The Girl, jcro21 and 4 others like this.
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08-23-2021, 02:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
SpareBen Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: WV Posts: 605	You sure know how to whet an appetite with a fucked-up description. This sounds like the kind of episode which makes me extend my commute just so I can listen without interruption. Keith, The Girl and littlp like this.
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08-23-2021, 02:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,395	ok. finished. Chemda, i’ve been in your shoes. i’ve emailed Kate about three different times over the last ten years and it was never satisfying. i always ask myself: what do i want out of this. i always end up angry bc it never meets whatever expectations i want of confession or remorse. she’s never going to give that to me and i had to stop wanting it. it was never “right” enough, or enough enough. don’t wrap yourself up in getting a reaction from this person. it tangles. Keith, The Girl and sarahtomandjill like this. Last edited by Sparrow; 08-23-2021 at 02:46 PM.
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Svage Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Palm Springs, Ca Posts: 456	Holy shit. Keith, Your dad is fucking crazy. I mean I already knew it, but somehow he just topped himself. What the fuck!. And Chemda, I wasn't expecting to go from batshit to heavy. I'm so sorry that happened to you, no one should ever experience something like that,.I don't even know how to dispense advice as far as how to handle that situation. I think you deserve to know, even he doesn't respond or denies it. It would probably do you some good to let it out.
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08-23-2021, 03:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mark Sandiego Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 70	Regarding Chemda's babysitter, perhaps he himself was molested. Maybe that's where to start the Facebook conversation.
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08-23-2021, 03:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 688	Mike Malley is going to kill himself. This is really sus. Keith and Paige_H like this.
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08-23-2021, 03:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 688	Proofread/fact check those obits and send them back to him. Keith, littlp and Sparrow like this.
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08-23-2021, 03:40 PM	#9 (permalink)
shoebootie Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: new jersey Posts: 688	Should have just waited till the end of the episode to comment. I had a babysitter that did that to me. I didn't misremember. I knew the difference between a dream and something weird happening. As an adult, when I realized how fucked up it was, and seeking out him/the parents on FB - I didn't friend him. Friended his dad, messaged him with my truth and the warning to keep him away from kids, then promptly unfriended/blocked them all. Let them deal with that fallout. Keith, The Girl and skitzot like this.
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