380: Deuce's War

kingofprussia · 11-07-2006, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Girl

Try to come to the Boston show this SATURDAY if you can. This way we can be there too.

saturday is what i meant, sorry for any confusion

Bucho · 11-08-2006, 02:19 AM

Matt B still takes one callback too many but I like that dude more and more, he's a fuggin great guest. His Andy Rooney bit was perfect. Good to hear Jeff Shaggy again also.

A couple of times Deuce crossed the line into try-hard but that's only because he pushes the envelope and lives on the edge. For a few minutes I thought he was going to turn out as obnoxious as Michael K has become over his last few appearances and I was going to hate the show but Deuce somehow can pull it off without seeming like an asshole. I think it's because he's humble enough to listen to Keet and Chemda when they reel him in a little. All the other guests did good too.

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Originally Posted by spaceboy

ROTFLMAO

LOLOCOPTER

LOLOCAUST

Ass-kisser.

MaH112 · 11-08-2006, 03:21 AM

one thing i'd like to add:
deuce, even only thinking about kicking pregnant women in their belly or uterus-region is not funny at all! being drunk is no fucking excuse for that. u disgust me, sir.

PapaDoc · 11-08-2006, 08:28 AM

Im not such a Deuce Deuce fan but he was better this time.

Anything is better than Big headed Canadian Keith Malalley.

zwa · 11-08-2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MaH112

one thing i'd like to add:
deuce, even only thinking about kicking pregnant women in their belly or uterus-region is not funny at all! being drunk is no fucking excuse for that. u disgust me, sir.

Yeah. the only jokes you can make about pregnant women are ones about pushing them down the stairs.

MaH112 · 11-08-2006, 08:44 AM

and tell em to bring some beer after recovering, right.

but that is something different cause it is obviously a joke.

Gunderling · 11-08-2006, 09:34 AM

During the aftershow, a kinder, gentler side of Deuce was revealed. I damn-near shed a tear while he described a search he conducted on an old man (war story). Then, not five minutes later, the ANIMAL Deuce appeared again. What the heck?

Word of advice, to nab a hot babe, reveal more of the tender vittles and less of the vulgar maniac. I know I wasn't the only one affected by your story. Under the layers of cocky, smart-ass lies a sweetheart.

functioncreep · 11-08-2006, 02:39 PM

Duece reminds me of Bobcat. Maybe it's the way Keith asked the questions again.

"Youg gonnorrea is gone?"

And, of course, Chemda accusing him of being retarded. You REALLY think he's retarted? That's F'ed up!

BrianA · 11-08-2006, 11:12 PM

Jesus christ, I really hate episodes with Deuce on them. I always get excited when Spooky is on the show, because he's actually a smart, interesting man, but Deuce is just boring, rude, and paranoid, and I gag a little when I hear he's on the show.

We need to get Spooky back on the show. Come on Spooky!

MichaelG · 11-08-2006, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by BrianA

Jesus christ, I really hate episodes with Deuce on them. I always get excited when Spooky is on the show, because he's actually a smart, interesting man, but Deuce is just boring, rude, and paranoid, and I gag a little when I hear he's on the show.

We need to get Spooky back on the show. Come on Spooky!

You think Spooky saying Fuck every other word is smart.

Fuck, well who fucking knew that fucking shit.

fucking cool

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MaH112 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yurp Posts: 441	one thing i'd like to add: deuce, even only thinking about kicking pregnant women in their belly or uterus-region is not funny at all! being drunk is no fucking excuse for that. u disgust me, sir.
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PapaDoc Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Astoria Posts: 20	Doule D in a bad way Im not such a Deuce Deuce fan but he was better this time. Anything is better than Big headed Canadian Keith Malalley.
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MaH112 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Yurp Posts: 441	and tell em to bring some beer after recovering, right. but that is something different cause it is obviously a joke.
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11-08-2006, 09:34 AM	#57 (permalink)
Gunderling Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 516	During the aftershow, a kinder, gentler side of Deuce was revealed. I damn-near shed a tear while he described a search he conducted on an old man (war story). Then, not five minutes later, the ANIMAL Deuce appeared again. What the heck? Word of advice, to nab a hot babe, reveal more of the tender vittles and less of the vulgar maniac. I know I wasn't the only one affected by your story. Under the layers of cocky, smart-ass lies a sweetheart.
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11-08-2006, 02:39 PM	#58 (permalink)
functioncreep Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 82	D"DEUECE" Goldthwait Duece reminds me of Bobcat. Maybe it's the way Keith asked the questions again. "Youg gonnorrea is gone?" And, of course, Chemda accusing him of being retarded. You REALLY think he's retarted? That's F'ed up!
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BrianA Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 220	Jesus christ, I really hate episodes with Deuce on them. I always get excited when Spooky is on the show, because he's actually a smart, interesting man, but Deuce is just boring, rude, and paranoid, and I gag a little when I hear he's on the show. We need to get Spooky back on the show. Come on Spooky!
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