3883: Floral Estrangements w/ Rebecca Fishbein

[Keith]

New KATG guest Rebecca Fishbein joins KATG to explain Fuck You Flowers, the new (but apparently classic) way of passive-aggressively sending floral arrangements. The duo not only discusses this new artful book, but they also cover Rebecca’s past features and essays covering her life with thoughts on ghosts, the government, and sex with your roommate.

Guest:
Rebecca Fishbein



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[Keith]

"And you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me
And at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover"

[litlokc]

Does this book tell you the flowers to send a Dad, who has a jingling libido for your Ex-Wife? How about flowers to sent to your lying family member?

[litlokc]

Google says "the snapdragon, a trickster said to represent deception". I wonder what a small tasteful group of these with a overly plain generic funeral card would cost? Sign the card "From you know who"

[litlokc]

If I honestly thought my house was haunted, I'd have to give the ghost a name... like Bartleby. That way when something strange happens, I could say "Bartleby Stop Making That Racket". Then when I sold the house, I'd say you get the house and responsible for the well being of spirit Bartleby.

[RichSPK]

Originally Posted by litlokc

If I honestly thought my house was haunted, I'd have to give the ghost a name... like Bartleby. That way when something strange happens, I could say "Bartleby Stop Making That Racket". Then when I sold the house, I'd say you get the house and responsible for the well being of spirit Bartleby.

If I thought my house was haunted, I'd probably sit and stare wide-eyed at a corner, like a cat.

[RichSPK]

I just took the poll. When I bought my house I never met the sellers. I dealt with a realtor, a banker, a lawyer, but not the sellers.

[Keith]

The realtor knew