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Old 11-06-2007, 10:17 PM   #21 (permalink)
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tasting game? Wait a sec when I was a kid my priest use to make me play the yuk game, you don't think?
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Old 11-06-2007, 10:47 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Come the fuck on. A pic af a little girl eating a bannana after that story? Just wow. Every time I listen to this show I lose a little piece of my soul. But I just can't stop. See Gabrielle now that you know what a crack whore is, that is what one FEELS like inside.

It's all fun and games until someone goes and pulls the taste test game... What is it with you people and saying shit like this? Do you really expect differently from Keith and Chemda after all these years? Give me a break, you're just crying for attention with all your "Wow, that's obscene..." comments when it comes to shit Keith and Chemda say/do. Just stop it.

And on a brighter note, I'm loving the no guests either... although it's always fun to hear some Spooky-bashing, and I was wondering what happened to Dina, huurah all is well in the world again
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Old 11-07-2007, 02:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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As the father of a 17 month old, the downright sickening story of the teacher and the taste testing furore has steeled my resolve to treat every fucking person of an educational nature in the same way that a father with a teenage daughter would treat a prospective boyfriend. Furthermore I intend to bring to every parent/teacher interview a Crocodile Dundee styled knife that I will lay on the desk before the teacher and stare at them in a kind of Robert Shaw, Jaws styled glare of pure antipathy until they prove to me that they are worthy of calling themselves a teacher.

Otherwise I will have no truck in carving their testicles off with that knife and burying them in a hole in the ground upto their neck, starting the lawn mower and quite happily mow their fucking head off!! Of course I will be doing this wearing nothing but a pair of wellington boots, a terry towelling hat and a pair of Ray Ban's. I will also be whistling the Charley Pride song "Is Anybody Going to San Antone?"

Chemda...you have never sounded more sexy than when you declared that you would kill this teacher with your bare hands (respect to Keith!). I am growing a porn star moustache at the moment - imagine the visual...

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Old 11-07-2007, 04:29 AM   #24 (permalink)
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As the father of a 17 month old, the downright sickening story of the teacher and the taste testing furore has steeled my resolve to treat every fucking person of an educational nature in the same way that a father with a teenage daughter would treat a prospective boyfriend. Furthermore I intend to bring to every parent/teacher interview a Crocodile Dundee styled knife that I will lay on the desk before the teacher and stare at them in a kind of Robert Shaw, Jaws styled glare of pure antipathy until they prove to me that they are worthy of calling themselves a teacher.
We have to be vetted in the UK, AUS as well i think.

Keith and Chemda would need to have a background check to work at kids parties.

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Old 11-07-2007, 01:56 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Otherwise I will have no truck in carving their testicles off with that knife and burying them in a hole in the ground upto their neck, starting the lawn mower and quite happily mow their fucking head off!!
No ! That piece of shit will live in my garage for YEARS. He will eat better than me and receive antibiotics for the payments he makes to me EVERYDAY.
I will look forward to the end of everyday. I would come home and torture this giant maggot until it was time to feed him. then i would feed him and then torture him some more and then i would play his screams and cries in a loop all night long while he tried to sleep.
EVERYDAY!!! DAY AFTER DAY!!!!!!
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Old 11-07-2007, 04:16 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Hey Keith, when you were talking about lights to communicate with other drivers, I couldn't help but think of this:"This LED Programmable License Plate Frame lets you display your own messages beneath your car or truck license plate. It comes with a remote control so you can easily switch between messages"
http://www.kleargear.com/1904.html
screw that, that site looks shady and the readout is tiny...


check this baby out:


you can get it with top set or bottom set of these displays:


i'm so tempted
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8e9a
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Old 11-07-2007, 08:16 PM   #27 (permalink)
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It's all fun and games until someone goes and pulls the taste test game... What is it with you people and saying shit like this? Do you really expect differently from Keith and Chemda after all these years? Give me a break, you're just crying for attention with all your "Wow, that's obscene..." comments when it comes to shit Keith and Chemda say/do. Just stop it.
Crying for attention. You're right. I didn't even notice that about myself. I mean three posts to these forums since July of this year. God I didn't realize I was reaching out so much. And voicing some shock to a level that I didn't think Keith and Chemda would even go to. I mean how ridiculous is that even though Chemda (you know, the girl Keith has lived with for the last 5 years) gasps so hard at Keith sometimes I would swear she's having a fucking asthma attack. But you're right, I've been listening to this show for four months and I really should be completly jaded and expect all things. (Just to clear it up for you, this was all sarcasm) But you know what half-tard, good for you. I'm sure Keith and Chemda really appreciate you speaking up in their behalf. Even though all I did was indicate that I did get a morbid chuckle out of it and that I love the show. Keep up the good work.
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Old 11-07-2007, 11:50 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Crying for attention. You're right. I didn't even notice that about myself. I mean three posts to these forums since July of this year. God I didn't realize I was reaching out so much. And voicing some shock to a level that I didn't think Keith and Chemda would even go to. I mean how ridiculous is that even though Chemda (you know, the girl Keith has lived with for the last 5 years) gasps so hard at Keith sometimes I would swear she's having a fucking asthma attack. But you're right, I've been listening to this show for four months and I really should be completly jaded and expect all things. (Just to clear it up for you, this was all sarcasm) But you know what half-tard, good for you. I'm sure Keith and Chemda really appreciate you speaking up in their behalf. Even though all I did was indicate that I did get a morbid chuckle out of it and that I love the show. Keep up the good work.
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Old 11-08-2007, 05:26 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Are you asking me to fuck, or is that a clever way for you to indicate you think I'm a sort of bible thumper middle class dork? I just can't tell. (sarcasm again)
This has been fun. You have yourself a shitty life. OK.
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