621: Bros Before Hos

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

Oh babydoll your hand can't possibly be that good.

he's got a bicycle

[paul_r]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

ha ha I saw that video too.

you made a video

[36D]

Originally Posted by ncfcyank19

Oh babydoll your hand can't possibly be that good.

Have you seen his wife?

[36D]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

No it isn't, but my wife is. Maybe it's because I am older but really not a fan of the strip clubs anymore.

See?

[flerchin]

Originally Posted by 36D

A few points:
5. I'm sorry, "Dee and Skelegirl are in the chat talking about spooky and it's ON!" Who the fuck was that cunt? We said like, two things about spooky in passing. Good lord, get a life already! Okay, /rant

I'm your huckleberry. Granted, that feedback was mostly wishful thinking, but I think it was more of an exaggeration than a falsehood.

[36D]

Originally Posted by flerchin

I'm your huckleberry. Granted, that feedback was mostly wishful thinking, but I think it was more of an exaggeration than a falsehood.

That's quite the exaggeration...skele and I are bffs

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by DJ Trashy

When BJason talked about throwing up, I could swear I heard him say "and then I leaned over the toilet and went 'Brooo-looooooo' "

It's at 24 minutes in or so - did I hear him right?

Yup. You heard right.

I think I'm still kinda pissed at Lisa. It's all fuckin' laughy-laffs with her, but I told her I'm not good with stuff like that, and she's certainly seen enough evidence. Most recently it was: the horse-cum scene from Jackass 2; and the liposuction soup scene from Dirty Sanchez: The Movie. Great movies, but I can't watch things like that for some reason.

I've always had a weak stomach. One of my earliest memories goes back to 1979 or '80, when my folks first got HBO in rural Indiana. I was sitting on the couch having a glass of milk while Alien was on. In particular, I was watching the part where Ash, the android, starts leaking all that white, milk-like fluid. Then there was the part in Fantastic Journey where that dude's head gets engulfed by that big green mucousy thing. My dad and I would get into epic puke battles, which he would invariably win with his favorite finishing move, "Mmm... dogshit sammiches... mmm..." I never outgrew it, I guess. I'm a weak-chinned, pudgy, recessive trait puker.

Today I was really having trouble eating much of anything. Of course, that could be a good thing: The 2G1C Diet! Shed 5 pounds per click! I've been floating around in a disconnected, withdrawn funk all day. Of course, it could also be due to the snow. It'll take a week or so to push it into the buzzing, humming background of all my other self-inflicted mental traumas.

Just what I need in my head for Thanksgiving. Fuck me.

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Enjoy the stuffing!

[Blanching...] Excuse me...

[panicBoy]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

I have to admit there is no way I would even consider watching something like that cause I would be in your state.

The fucked-up part is that there's no way to dissuade someone from watching it, without sounding like the most persuasive advertisement at the same time. I made that same mistake about 100 years ago, telling one of my wife's coworkers about the Budd Dwyer video I had recently seen and was still pretty fucked-up by, and the next day she's behind the counter twitching like a mental patient too.

Those who have seen it can't block the port, and will be helpless to keep the curious away. Best to just shut the fuck up about it. Oh. Wait...

[DJQuad]

Originally Posted by panicBoy

[Blanching...] Excuse me...

My mom makes chocolate pie as one of the Thanksgiving desserts.