710: Know-It-Alls

[Keith]

"I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy."

[stuckinnowhere]

but wait... I WANNA HEAR THE GOSSIP... besides knife fights would be entertaining anyways

[Brend_duh]

Im sure I saw Queen Amadallah somewhere in that crowd-

[DrWernerBest]

"Hebrew Hammer II" - HA!

[King of Assholes]

Thanks Chemda for kinda defending me. All I really was trying to say is that I was wondering if I'd be able to purchase the stand up on iTunes before the CD was available. It only makes sense that I would.

The whole time-table thing was a bit of a joke, as is most of what I say. I really am an asshole though, or at least I believe that, so things that I say should be viewed a little bit differently I guess. Sorry if I hurt Keith's feelings by suggesting that one of his stand up cd's might be better than others. I didn't know Keith was such a gentle flower, I'll be sure to put on my kid gloves when commenting on anything about Keith from now on. Though to be honest I think all his cd's are funny, and including Keith's cd's I own maybe 16 comedy albums. So take that to heart.

I didn't know my totally sarcastic forum post would hurt Keith so badly, I was really just trying to ask one question. So Chemda, if you can, please give Keith a nice big hug for me, apparently he needs it. As for me I'll go listen to the rest of the show again, then continue my boring day at my desk listening to old KATG episodes.

[Aurora]

Originally Posted by King of Assholes

Thanks Chemda for kinda defending me. All I really was trying to say is that I was wondering if I'd be able to purchase the stand up on iTunes before the CD was available. It only makes sense that I would.

The whole time-table thing was a bit of a joke, as is most of what I say. I really am an asshole though, or at least I believe that, so things that I say should be viewed a little bit differently I guess. Sorry if I hurt Keith's feelings by suggesting that one of his stand up cd's might be better than others. I didn't know Keith was such a gentle flower, I'll be sure to put on my kid gloves when commenting on anything about Keith from now on. Though to be honest I think all his cd's are funny, and including Keith's cd's I own maybe 16 comedy albums. So take that to heart.

I didn't know my totally sarcastic forum post would hurt Keith so badly, I was really just trying to ask one question. So Chemda, if you can, please give Keith a nice big hug for me, apparently he needs it. As for me I'll go listen to the rest of the show again, then continue my boring day at my desk listening to old KATG episodes.

[Keith]

I've claimed myself King of Douche Bags. I may be a douche bag, but no one else may. It's my thing. Quit being a pussy, everyone.

[tocksin]

that video is every bit as funny as keith claimed it is. because frankly i feel the same way as keith about the ceremony bullshit of religion. i wonder if star wars scenes were based off of these ceremonies.

[tocksin]

Originally Posted by King of Assholes

I didn't know my totally sarcastic forum post would hurt Keith so badly, I was really just trying to ask one question.

sarcasm does not come across on text very well. in the future, you may want to enclose your sarcastic remarks with html tags such as

[sarcasm]you're a dipshit[/sarcasm]

you see how clear that is? i'm not really calling you a dipshit, i was just being sarcastic...

[King of Assholes]

Originally Posted by Keith

I've claimed myself King of Douche Bags. I may be a douche bag, but no one else may. It's my thing. Quit being a pussy, everyone.

We should have a meeting to clearly layout the differences between a douche bag and asshole. People could get confused and then anything can happen. I look forward to it.