785: Versus

standardman · 08-14-2008, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Great, now the pussies have a real excuse...

"I was gonna help, but I read somewhere that all Asians are transformers, and when they kill you're supposed to just let it go or else they can transform into an AK."

Don't make me shoot you with a knife, Keith.

motownguy · 08-14-2008, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Astigos

You know there actually are gunknives http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/g...one-219363.php

This one is my personal favorite: The exploding knife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs

Can you say that in Keith's nerd voice? All the more reason to rush the fucker with the knife before "ohmygodhemightscrewinanothercompressedairthingyan dexplodemyguttoo." Cold cock the bitch.

Wile_E_Peyote · 08-14-2008, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by standardman

I may have been imagining it but I think there was a moment where he thought 'is that voice me'?

Yeah, I kind of thought that too; when he said "where did you get your asshole voice?". Then when he replied with where he got his asshole voice it started to sound like he was going to describe Keith...

Wile_E_Peyote · 08-14-2008, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapist

I wonder if Jake addresses this long lived scenario.

What would happen if a Jedi were to try and sever one of wolverine's limbs that is encased in adamantium?

Try "lightsaber vs adamantium" or "Wolverine vs Darth Maul" in Google. I was surprised by the number of results.

standardman · 08-14-2008, 04:39 PM

OH SHI-

OSLIN · 08-14-2008, 06:20 PM

I liked Jake as a guest. Funny premise for a book.

ElleJ · 08-14-2008, 06:33 PM

I liked the laugh! I love it when people laugh at their own jokes!

Alfredo · 08-14-2008, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by ElleJ

I liked the laugh! I love it when people laugh at their own jokes!

Yeah his jokes were funny

two_socks · 08-15-2008, 04:22 AM

i am listening to this one at work and my boss came in so i paused it. 15 minutes later he left and i pressed play forgetting what whas going on in the show to be greeted my keiths voice jus shoutig "FUCK YOU". Nearly pissed myself with laughter and rememberd oh yeah he was ranting about geeks again.

Awsome show.

Gobias · 08-15-2008, 12:59 PM

Jake's laugh was infectious and actually reminded me a lot of Paul Giamatti..if he laughed at his own jokes all the time.

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