787: FTW

haz · 08-17-2008, 07:08 PM

you should totally send that ebay douche a picture of your taint. I almost spit my water out when he said that. Fucking awesome. I used to work for an ebay store, so im sure you can imagine what 8 hours a day of dealing with that shit is like. That on top of the shit people would bring in to sell. It was usually something they found in the trash, and i would ask them if they found it in the trash, they would say yes, and i would tell them they should go put it back in the trash, cuz thats where it belongs. Fuck ebay and fuck people.

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well i just sent him a picture of a taint... not mine, but a taint with balls included. I also challenged him to find me on ebay and give me negative feedback about the picture. We'll see if he writes back.

Dina · 08-17-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by motownguy

I'm enjoying watching the Olympics, but I'm going to kill some of the idiots doing commentary for NBC.

I agree. shit that some of them do looks PERFECT. they move 1/100 of an inch in the wrong direction they freak out.

motownguy · 08-17-2008, 08:25 PM

... and the whole, "so and so settles for silver." Settles for silver, um, in as much as everyone wants to win gold, I don't think anyone out there is "settling for silver." These people trained for four years for this event, made it to second best in the whole world and could probably wring the commentators neck with their big toe. Every time I hear some sports announcer say that shit I just want to invite them to play "catch the javlin" with me. It really is a lot of fun.

Ironman Bobby · 08-17-2008, 09:00 PM

TRIATHLON TONIGHT!!!!!

phooey · 08-17-2008, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by motownguy

I'm enjoying watching the Olympics, but I'm going to kill some of the idiots doing commentary for NBC.

I agree, I think most of them could just be recordings.. like that guy during gymnastics..."ooh that's a .3 deduction" "that's more than a little hop" "oh!!! she stuck that landing" and..."that will put him in medal contention"

I love the olympics, hell, I even watched the badminton because this one big chinese woman just was killing everyone and making it look easy.

gumby013 · 08-17-2008, 10:10 PM

Did anyone else hear the creepy old announcer guy just now.

"Look at the way Nastia can take that slender athletic body..........................................and bend it."

haz · 08-17-2008, 10:20 PM

everyone was probably too busy beating off to that slender athletic body to notice.

jmac · 08-17-2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gumby013

Did anyone else hear the creepy old announcer guy just now.

"Look at the way Nastia can take that slender athletic body..........................................and bend it."

She's kinda 'meh' to me. I just love her 'effin name. I wish I had a name like 'Nastia'. Hot.

gumby013 · 08-17-2008, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by jmac

She's kinda 'meh' to me. I just love her 'effin name. I wish I had a name like 'Nastia'. Hot.

But Forrest Gump named a shrimp boat after you.

jmac · 08-17-2008, 10:26 PM

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But Forrest Gump named a shrimp boat after you.

I still hear that 'peas and carrots' line all the time. It wasn't witty a decade ago, it's not witty now. Ugh.

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haz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: montana Posts: 307	you should totally send that ebay douche a picture of your taint. I almost spit my water out when he said that. Fucking awesome. I used to work for an ebay store, so im sure you can imagine what 8 hours a day of dealing with that shit is like. That on top of the shit people would bring in to sell. It was usually something they found in the trash, and i would ask them if they found it in the trash, they would say yes, and i would tell them they should go put it back in the trash, cuz thats where it belongs. Fuck ebay and fuck people. added well i just sent him a picture of a taint... not mine, but a taint with balls included. I also challenged him to find me on ebay and give me negative feedback about the picture. We'll see if he writes back. __________________ The Jamhole Vote for the jamhole on podcast alley my picasa web gallery my myspace page my facebook Last edited by haz; 08-17-2008 at 07:16 PM.*
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motownguy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: packin' boxes here, going there Posts: 2,084	... and the whole, "so and so settles for silver." Settles for silver, um, in as much as everyone wants to win gold, I don't think anyone out there is "settling for silver." These people trained for four years for this event, made it to second best in the whole world and could probably wring the commentators neck with their big toe. Every time I hear some sports announcer say that shit I just want to invite them to play "catch the javlin" with me. It really is a lot of fun.
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