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789: Love thy Neighbor
"Nobody thinks there's any consequences."
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you spoke in this episode about confrontation, then you went off about your dr.'s office & there being nothing you can do about that cunty fucking whore of a receptionist, that you just hang up or have chemda call. you ABSOLUTELY CAN do something.
you call, she is her normal ray of fucking sunshine, then you NICE & CALMLY (this is actually the hardest part!) ask her what her name is, & as soon as she tells you, you ask to speak to her immediate supervisor (wouldn't that be dr. mumbly joe?) & then you report her ass. if she panics & tells you her supervisor is not available, because she knows her ass is in trouble, you ask what her supervisor's name is, thank her & hang up. then, you call back later & ask for the supervisor by name. if this treatment happens when you're actually IN the dr.'s office, when the dr. comes in & asks how you're doing today, you TELL HIM that you WERE fine, until you came into his office & was treated like garbage by his receptionist, & that it happens EVERY TIME you call/come in. doing nothing is only perpetuating the situation & she will continue to treat you & everyone else who calls & comes in there like shit because nothing is being done to stop it. if she is like this every single time you call, it will more than likely not be the first time her boss has had a complaint for her shitty attitude & the inexcusable way she's treating HIS patients, you know, the people who pay his fucking bills. yup, i'm a tattletale. it works for me.
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![]() 1. box full of art on the floor to the right of my desk, the top and bottom of which got wet 2. the water, caught in a glass, that fell from the ceiling 3. the laptop, draining water, now deceased 4. various things on my desk that got wet 5. the wacom pad, water logged 6. the guts of my ipod, drying out, now deceased 7. one of the couch coushins, draining in the shower stall 8. my apartment, soaked in water. the black garbage can is full of water, everythings shiny, that carpet is gross, my couch, gross, everything less than six feet high, covered in splashed water, gross. my shelves with all my DVDs, soaked, my desktop, soaked, both rough and fucked up now. sucks ass, in short. /shrug heres some art things that were discussed: brolo ![]() jesse joyce ![]()
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I lost it when I heard Bruno's ad in the middle Hilarious!
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i can do caricatures, i guess. but i didnt set out to yuk it up with this stuff, and have little interest in that field. if youd like to see it, caricatures, my rate is $60 an hour, thats a bargain. this was meant to be something nice that wouldnt be tacky hanging up in someone's office, like caricatures you get at six flags or times square might be. but thanks for the compliment-ish, i suppose? |
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my advice to any guy looking to toughen up, hang out with some girls that won't shut their goddamn mouth. They will get you into plenty of fights on their behalf. After that its just nature to be confrontational.
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