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09-18-2008, 10:51 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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810: Everyday People
"If it looks weird and smells weird, don't do it."
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09-19-2008, 12:30 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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"He's gonna ask me to marry him in a month"
Patrice was talking about how she'd heard women say;
"He's gonna ask me to marry him in a month" I can "better" that. A week before I proposed to my girlfriend on our anniversary a friend of mine (lets call him Fred) asked me if the trip I was taking my girlfriend on the following week was so I could propose. This was exactly my plan but I told him, "Nah, I don't think I'm ready to propose yet." so that there would be no way anybody could accidentally blurt out my plans to anyone. Fred replied, "Yeah, I don't want to get married for a few years at least" (referring to his girlfriend of 4 years). The next week I proposed to my girlfriend and we rejoiced. The following week another couple of friends were walking in a nice park and they bumped into Fred and his girlfriend. They were dressed very nice and seemed to be in a rush. The four of them hadn't seen each other for a few months so my friends were excited to see them and have a chat. But Fred's girlfriend 'hmmphed' and said, "Sorry, Fred is about to propose to me so can you go away?". So Fred proposed to this wench of a woman, they are now married and they have slowly lost all their friends because of the wench (she is an awful, selfish bitch - and a wranger too). Fred's still a great guy but its obvious he was pressured into it and its sad that we don't get to see him because all his old friends feel like his wife has crushed his soul. This is the same wench who put in another $2000 or so for her engagement ring because she wanted more carats than what Fred had offered her. |
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09-19-2008, 07:42 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Goody Patrice:
"I'm sorry I'll try not to read any more books, it just makes me uppity" (interwebs gold) ... and I alway think of Wu when you guys talk about Chinese people in NY Last edited by motownguy; 09-19-2008 at 08:25 AM. |
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09-19-2008, 10:56 AM | #5 (permalink) |
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(2nd runner up to interwebs gold)
" the worst he could to today was be white" that shits classic... |
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Chemda's Knife
Ok, I'm curious as to what kind of knife Chemda got? I havea set of Wustof Trident forged kitchen knives that I absolutely love. I would be interested to know if this is the brand or was it some other brand.
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