853: Act Like a Man

[Keith]

"Get ready to punch your friend in the face."


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[Sokkratez]

Fuck yeah, Jesse Joyce Looking forward to this.

...cahemday...

[Newsy]

Alright, just to clear a few things up:

That was, the second time I've punched intern. I remember the first time, we were walking down the street, and I did, and he punched me back, and it was fine. To me anyways, it was fine. He didn't say the words, "Don't hit me again". Never said that.

On the cruise, I had the same issue with Cheese. I'm a little bit punchy at times. It's in no way to an annoying level, unless one punch is annoying enough to you. Cheese said "Ok, seriously, stop hitting me" and I did. I'm not the kind of person that will do something if I know it's bothering you.

Fair enough, I'm an asshole for putting my hands on people, I won't deny that. But I was in no way doing it, to attempt to humiliate or emasculate Intern. It's just a thing I do, to people I consider close friends. I would initiate a punch, they would punch back, and it would turn into a little 5 punch round, where eventually I would concede because I knew I was losing, and that was it. In my mind, it's a guy thing to do.

No one was looking when I punched him. Everyone was looking when he slapped me. The finger in the face was enough to put me in my place, on the spot, in front of a room of people. I can recognize when I'm being an asshole, when the signs are there.

But the slap.. to me is just the ultimate sign of disrespect! I keep referring to the Charlie Murphey - Rick James skit, where he says that in the old days, a slap meant that next, you were dueling to the death. A slap is, "Here I am, challenging your manliness. You make the next move."

I've never been in a fight, but I really feel like that should have been my fight moment. I was seething after it happened. But I realized that I wronged him, (and, am I really gonna fight KATG's intern in their house 3 weeks after I move to the city? yeah right!).

And you mentioned going around the room calling out people I would slap, keep in mind Keith, that in my mind, you're still Keith, of Keith and the Girl. I try not to let my inner fan boy show, but you're still up there in my mind. No way would I think that we were on friend level that I could punch you. Rellek and Mcnally, I said I would punch, sure, cause we're roomates and it seems like it's passable roomate behavior.

I'm not trying to punk intern publicly. Truth be told, I hate him but I can't not want to be his friend. I try to ignore his awkwardness, to look past his horrible taste in.. everything, and make myself available to him as a friend. So after inviting him out to places and getting lame excuses, or just my company not being enough for him, or him not liking my style of displaying "affection", I think I'm done trying.

[Bucho]

You emo fag Newsy.

[JoeB]

To the douche nerds who complained that Jesse Joyces (awesome btw) website uses "frames," it doesn't even. It uses div's which scroll on overflow. It also looks very nice. Kudos.

Great episode.
<3 Jesse

See his stylesheet here
http://www.jessejoyce.com/v2/wp-cont...yce/layout.css

Posts have overflow set to auto, which will scroll when the content out-sizes the size of the div.

Jackasses.

[Badger]

Jesse Joyce is a window-licking cockwasher. For his continual unprovoked jabs at the British we're issuing an immediate fatwā obligating all Britishers to face-slap and thigh-punch the smug-faced dicksplash on sight. Hate yourself harder, Joyce! It's not working.

And Ray is funnier than you.



Cracking show - the extracts from the layguide were hilarious. Jesse is an excellent guest. He should be on more

Sounds like Newsy and Intern have unfinished business. Perhaps a KATG TV pay-per-view cage match?

[gumby013]

Originally Posted by Badger

Sounds like Newsy and Intern have unfinished business. Perhaps a KATG TV pay-per-view cage match?

That would be the undercard to the Deuce vs Spooky match.

[motownguy]

Originally Posted by Badger

Jesse Joyce is a window-licking cockwasher. For his continual unprovoked jabs at the British we're issuing an immediate fatwā obligating all Britishers to face-slap and thigh-punch the smug-faced dicksplash on sight. Hate yourself harder, Joyce! It's not working.

And Ray is funnier than you.



Cracking show - the extracts from the layguide were hilarious. Jesse is an excellent guest. He should be on more

Sounds like Newsy and Intern have unfinished business. Perhaps a KATG TV pay-per-view cage match?

Originally Posted by gumby013

That would be the undercard to the Deuce vs Spooky match.

So many opportunities for funny illustrations ... just sayin' ...

[gumby013]

Also, when I was in Vegas last August, I attempted to empty The Mirage of Sugar-Free Rockstar. I don't know if I succeeded, but I did win $1200.

[McNally]

Originally Posted by Newsy

Rellek and Mcnally, I said I would punch, sure, cause we're roomates and it seems like it's passable roomate behavior.

So that's why I keep waking up with bruises. Still doesn't explain the weird taste in my mouth, though.