987: I Love You

King of Assholes · 06-24-2009, 09:04 AM

Myka's brilliant, she gets it. That's all I got.

Cretaceous Bob · 06-24-2009, 09:09 AM

"Leave Britney alone" was far more enjoyable than listening to that fucking pussy whine.

Myka is witty and intelligent, and it's always a pleasure to hear such a person talk.

I enjoyed the contrast of Perez's school-kid antics and this show's trio of maturity.

slimkevi · 06-24-2009, 10:36 AM

Perez Hilton talks like Dane Cook with slightly more gay (but just slightly)

fubaya · 06-24-2009, 10:37 AM

I didn't see the video. Did Perez have "Will I Am" carved backwards on his face?

rabmizzle · 06-24-2009, 10:55 AM

This is what I want to do to Perez

Road Rage With a Hammer on truTV.com Video

Junkenstein · 06-24-2009, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Cretaceous Bob

"Leave Britney alone" was far more enjoyable than listening to that fucking pussy whine.

Actually Chris Crocker does sound a lot a like Perez, and The Joke Thief does too!

What's with the stereotypical gay voice? I dont know any gay man that sounds like that (if they're not being flamboyant on purpose...)

thirteen · 06-24-2009, 12:01 PM

Myka has slowly become one of my favourite guests.

It's exactly how Keith says...with the gripping of the steering wheel.

Andrea's toothbrush · 06-24-2009, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by flotsky

Violence is never the answer. A new single called "Fuck you gossip glitterpig" is.

Just more publicity for Perez Hilton. He would love it.

BlinkChic182MN · 06-24-2009, 12:14 PM

well i guess im the only person that likes Perez as a person, though I do agree he is a whiney bitch If not for people like him these stars wouldnt be in the news. I read Perez every hour at work, check the updates, its easy to follow and he personally doesnt put stars in danger to get pictures, exactly why I dont promote TMZ (yuck!). Yes, he blew this way out of proportion and now will be remembered as a pussy for all of time, but I enjoy what he does. Its only unfortunate the way he went about it.

scottperezfox · 06-24-2009, 12:22 PM

The reason I want to punch Perez Hilton is because bastardised the name Perez! For hundreds of years, Perez has been a perfectly respectable last name, but all of a sudden, it's a first name. And apparently, it's my first name. Fuck you!

Why do people think Perez is a first name? And why would normal people have it as a first name —*don't they realise it's a thinly-veiled pun on Paris Hilton? I think Keith just revealed that one.

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06-24-2009, 09:04 AM	#11 (permalink)
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Cretaceous Bob Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,358	"Leave Britney alone" was far more enjoyable than listening to that fucking pussy whine. Myka is witty and intelligent, and it's always a pleasure to hear such a person talk. I enjoyed the contrast of Perez's school-kid antics and this show's trio of maturity.
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06-24-2009, 12:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
BlinkChic182MN Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Rosemount Minnesota Posts: 242	well i guess im the only person that likes Perez as a person, though I do agree he is a whiney bitch If not for people like him these stars wouldnt be in the news. I read Perez every hour at work, check the updates, its easy to follow and he personally doesnt put stars in danger to get pictures, exactly why I dont promote TMZ (yuck!). Yes, he blew this way out of proportion and now will be remembered as a pussy for all of time, but I enjoy what he does. Its only unfortunate the way he went about it. __________________ "Hey, Buster hit her. I just gave her the roofie."
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06-24-2009, 12:22 PM	#20 (permalink)
scottperezfox Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 384	The reason I want to punch Perez Hilton is because bastardised the name Perez! For hundreds of years, Perez has been a perfectly respectable last name, but all of a sudden, it's a first name. And apparently, it's my first name. Fuck you! Why do people think Perez is a first name? And why would normal people have it as a first name —*don't they realise it's a thinly-veiled pun on Paris Hilton? I think Keith just revealed that one.
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