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[Keith]

“It’s all a fucking game.” – Keith Malley right now as I’m typing this. Press play on this episode to shower yourself in his words of wisdom and truth. Also, please let Bianca know if you need any spare hardware from Ikea. Plus, hear about the riveting battle between Chemda and a hole in the ground.

Guest:
Bianca Brady



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[Keith]

10:40. She asks what she should do with her life without giving you more information.

To be clear: you have one week only.

Don’t be an asshole 2 months from now like a dill weed. You have 1 week.

[NotARegularMom]

I’m stumped on giving Bianca life advice. Normally, I tell my nieces/nephews to get the hell out of Oklahoma for at least 1-2 years. Obviously, that doesn’t apply to you. Maybe move to Oklahoma for a year?

Apia’s once a week date is a great idea. Maybe don’t even tell the guy you two are on a date. Sit next to him and pretend. Tell the waiter you are on his check. You could meet Mr Right. Or get committed. Either way it’ll make for another great episode of LW.

[SpareBen]

Bianca - a stranger on the Internet - the next podcast on VIP (or maybe get in touch with Katharine Heller who mentioned on a recent Struggle Bus podcast that she got a job in podcast production). Dating stories, answering listener questions, offering opinions. If Bianca can get over the self-deprecation, the world is her oyster. Such a unique voice - the way she earns loyalty is a phenomenon.

[SpareBen]

Interesting exchange on Billy's podcast with Hannah Boone. Hannah talks about an emotionally abusive ex in comedy (and names a name I don't recall hearing on KATG though the guy has been referred to a lot) and about posting publically to warn others away from him. Billy says (at 1:07:23), "I've had those types of posts made about me."

[Bucho]

"Waaaah, people keep saying I'm really funny on the forums"

You want it to stop Bianca? Quit being so fucking funny!

Speaking of which, dating, yes, obviously, but, more importantly, why the heck aren't you already a huge comic superstar?!? You have that Keith type thing where just in yapping "normally" your takes are effortlessly massively entertaining, like they're at least 85-90% stand-up ready. I mean even moreso than most of the professional stand-ups KATG has as guests. To have that gift and not have it be bringing you the $$$ seems kind of goofy.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Apia

Introverts want to be seen as deep but often they are lazy and let the extroverts ( like me) do all the work.

Ya hear that, ya laze-about introverts??? Just laying around. Thinking their thoughts. Up in their heads. Sleeves down.

WHILE APIA IS OUT THERE DOING THE REAL WORK.

Unbelievable.

#TeamApia #ImplementIntrovertInternmentCamps #GetOffYourBrain #Work

[Enunciated Piffle]

Every introvert needs an extrovert friend. Cuz at some point. All that thinking is gonna cause a migraine.

And someone’s gonna need an extrovert pharmaceutical rep to lend them money and/or aspirin

::singing:: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Apia

I would also love Bianca to try stand up. But I think she sees herself as an introvert.

Hmmm, I reckon we're thinking of different Biancas Apia.

I'm thinking of the one who FEARLESSLY rules the karaoke stage, which one do you mean?

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by Apia

The one I met in person.

On the karaoke stage?