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Laphroaig · 06-19-2006, 07:43 PM

I guess I'm a pussy for not wanting to pay the NZ$3,800 air fare to get to New York, and that's not counting the cost of getting my dick reattached after my girlfriend "Bobbits" me in my sleep.

"I'm a fan, I just don't want to be known as the fan that had his dick cut off."

ooda · 06-19-2006, 09:36 PM

I'd love to, but with the price of gas these days...

lickmyballssuckmy · 06-20-2006, 12:41 AM

pussy with no money

balls · 06-20-2006, 12:44 AM

i am not going to leave perfectly good pussy here and fly to new york.

sorry keith.

paul_r · 06-20-2006, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ooda

I'd love to, but with the price of gas these days...

i thought you could fly through the air like a speeding bullet, damn i was going to ask for a lift...

klang · 06-20-2006, 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balls

i am not going to leave perfectly good pussy here and fly to new york.

sorry keith.

I second that!

conradsmiley · 06-20-2006, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ooda

I'd love to, but with the price of gas these days...

Buy a motorcycle! 50mpg + they are too much freekin fun

Step-brother fucker · 06-20-2006, 09:10 AM

i'm a pussy that has to go to summer school

MichaelG · 06-20-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sexy_Potatoe_with_an_E

I'd like to go but I'm a youngin' so hangin' around with a bunch of people twice my age may be a little intimidating, if I find someone to go with I'll be there.

I everyone going is close to 30, you would only be 15, and I think barred from entry.

MichaelG · 06-20-2006, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by balls

i am not going to leave perfectly good pussy here and fly to new york.

sorry keith.

Patrice know a few girls that might challege your claim

View Poll Results: How many of you will get off your stinking ass and make the trip
Yes	4	7.84%
No (because I am a pussy)	41	80.39%
Maybe (because I may be a pussy)	6	11.76%
Voters: 51. You may not vote on this poll

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