Another Comedy Performance?

[golgi body]

Originally Posted by I_Like_Kittens

Well, should uncle miltie not be able to make it, I hope to open for keith. If I'm not horrible, in which case I hope not to be mocked relentlessly.

AWESOME!!!

[I_Like_Kittens]

Originally Posted by JoeB

Don't worry, we'll mock you even if you're good.

Thank you. Well I'm glad we are getting this all dealt with now, as opposed to 6 months from now when it would actually be relevent.

[Cubby]

Originally Posted by benvh

Uncle Miltie HAS to open. I can listen to that stuff over and over. It never gets old.

It never gets old is right. I can listen to the Uncle Miltie's Dick Secret Show staright through over and over again.

[I_Like_Kittens]

Fine, if Keith deems me not to suck enough to open for him, I'm going to have Uncle Miltie open for me. You know what? I'm going to have Uncle Miltie open for everything I do. Just before I take an exam--Uncle Miltie opens with some racial jokes. Uncle Miltie will be in the processional when I get married. Just before my funeral--Uncle Miltie has some final racial jokes.

Being black, I'm sure my family would get a kick out of Uncle Militie. Then again, considering the inappropriate jokes my Grandma tells, it's a tough call. I think my family would be more offended if he just said racist things and they didn't even have a punch line. My family won't stand for unfunny attempts at humor.

In conclusion, Keith, can't wait for the contest to be your opening act!