Avengers: Endgame feat. SPOILS

Keith · 05-01-2019, 05:42 PM

Yeah, that Bucky was in and out in 2 seconds.

I think Fat Thor would get old. But the good news is he can fuck Gamora - that tall piece of celery - and Mr. Lord just has to stand there like a cuck making quips. Rated NC-17.

I bet Thor uses Groot as a dildo. On himself. THEN Gamora.

Bucho · 05-01-2019, 05:55 PM

If Thor wants to get back in shape trying to keep up with Gamora would be a good way to start.

Meanwhile, I know Mark Ruffalo's charming as heck, but how's The Ancient One going from "No way I can trust you sorry bro" to "I trust you so much I'm going to risk my entire timeline for you" in about 3.7 seconds?

Keith · 05-01-2019, 07:25 PM

Spider-Man's chubby pal deliberately got held back in school for 5 years so his friend Peter could share Sr. High experiences with him.

Bucho · 05-01-2019, 07:34 PM

I assumed he got snapped too. Either that or everything was so fucked up post-snap there was no school for two years and then Peter's buddy got held back for three years. To me that seems on about the same level of believability as Tony Stark solving time travel while doing the dishes.

Keith · 05-01-2019, 07:41 PM

Imagine Tony being that smart and Pepper trying to argue... ANYTHING with him.

That’s why she was so cool when he died.

FingerLakes · 05-02-2019, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Keith

Yeah, that Bucky was in and out in 2 seconds.

I think Fat Thor would get old. But the good news is he can fuck Gamora - that tall piece of celery - and Mr. Lord just has to stand there like a cuck making quips. Rated NC-17.

I bet Thor uses Groot as a dildo. On himself. THEN Gamora.

That Gamore was from the Other timeline and, like the stones and the hammer, was returned to it - she wasn't on the ship at the end and won't be in any up coming movies - unless the point of the next movie is a magic Mcguffin that reunites her with starlord

Please leave my fat husband alone. Fat Thor is perfect

Bucho · 05-02-2019, 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by FingerLakes

That Gamore was from the Other timeline and, like the stones and the hammer, was returned to it - she wasn't on the ship at the end and won't be in any up coming movies - unless the point of the next movie is a magic Mcguffin that reunites her with starlord

She was returned too? Was she in Cap's briefcase with the stones?

Keith · 05-02-2019, 04:31 AM

They explained Time Travel! “It’s not like the movies!”

FingerLakes · 05-02-2019, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Bucho

She was returned too? Was she in Cap's briefcase with the stones?

After she fucked Thor he rolled over and called her an Uber to the time portal

FingerLakes · 05-02-2019, 11:29 AM

I didn't really get what Doc Strange was saying to Tony before he tooked the stones? He was just showing teh number one with his finger? I thought he wanted Tony to take just one stone from the gauntlet so it wouldn't work. Was that communication clear to yall?

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FingerLakes Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Hollow Bastion Posts: 1,887	one more thing I didn't really get what Doc Strange was saying to Tony before he tooked the stones? He was just showing teh number one with his finger? I thought he wanted Tony to take just one stone from the gauntlet so it wouldn't work. Was that communication clear to yall?
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