Can I take a break from religion on 6/30 for #300?

[IAMjoCanadian]

So usually Friday night is the sabbath for us jews. No TV, no driving, no smoking but KATG decides to make this fuckin event on the holy day of rest.

Just so happens that my wife will be out of town that Firday and I can come if I want to. I have strayed from the righteous path a few times before and I dont think god will striketh me down for one more.

Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!

[slugymay]

Okay, be religious on thursday. This time will count because you are paying in advance. Besides that God is on KATG's side because of the daily prayer. So, sin away and repent later.

Mazaltaf!

[MichaelG]

Originally Posted by IAMjoCanadian

So usually Friday night is the sabbath for us jews. No TV, no driving, no smoking but KATG decides to make this fuckin event on the holy day of rest.

Just so happens that my wife will be out of town that Firday and I can come if I want to. I have strayed from the righteous path a few times before and I dont think god will striketh me down for one more.

Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!

You are sleeping with another mans wife,

I think religion is the least of your worries

[the big lebowski]

Originally Posted by MichaelG

You are sleeping with another mans wife,

I think religion is the least of your worries

lol. yeah, you're already fucked (litterally). you believe in the old testament vengeful god anyways. if he was going to strike you down, he would have done so for the whole "should i sleep w/ my friend's wife" deal. and let's not even talk about all of the masturbation.

[benjita]

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

...and let's not even talk about all of the masturbation.

Only if he's not thinking about Jesus:

Originally Posted by Pastor Deacon Fred

"While the Bible does not outlaw masturbation, it severely restricts the circumstances under which it may occur"

[william]

Originally Posted by IAMjoCanadian

No TV, no driving, no smoking ...Help me justify my planned indiscretions people!!

Dude! Join my club. We ain't got no rulz like dose.

Be a good person. Dat's about it.

Smoke, drink, drive (not together, mind you), TV, porn, pork and pork products, no guilt, pirate hats...

[IAMjoCanadian]

I dunno about the pork thing. Kinda nauseates me.

[blobby]

Doesn't the show start friday at midnight? so when the show actually starts it's saturday. You'll just have to walk to the show or what ever the rules are and then light up them smokes and order 3 bears at a time.

[GloriousNight]

You only live once.

Don't necessarily trust me, I'm almost completely opposed to organized religion.

[william]

Originally Posted by IAMjoCanadian

I dunno about the pork thing. Kinda nauseates me.

Pork's delicious! Nature's miracle beast!