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Old 01-03-2011, 09:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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So the best way to be sure to get into a girls pants is to insist that she shave and groom before the date.

"Sorry...we are NOT going ANYWHERE until you shave those legs!"
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Old 01-03-2011, 09:42 AM   #12 (permalink)
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So the best way to be sure to get into a girls pants is to insist that she shave and groom before the date.

"Sorry...we are NOT going ANYWHERE until you shave those legs!"
precisely. use that line before every date and let us know when it gets you laid.
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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precisely. use that line before every date and let us know when it gets you laid.
I'm married almost 20 years. It actually works pretty well for me.
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Old 01-03-2011, 10:22 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I'm married almost 20 years. It actually works pretty well for me.
even with a wife, i would assume telling her she's too fuzzy to go out would not end well. lol
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I'ma whore. I always shave just in case an opportunity presents itself. Why be bothered to play games about "OH NO! I didn't shave my legs.. What will he think if I'm hairy in bed?" UG... I HATE when people play games. Do it or don't.
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Old 01-03-2011, 11:22 AM   #16 (permalink)
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That's why if I shave my legs especially and no one touches them - I get very drunk and very angry.
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If I'm trying to behave, I won't wax my vag. Hair on the playing field means my pants are staying the hell on. Good strategy.

And if I don't wax for you, I'm not that into you.
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:06 PM   #17 (permalink)
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If I'm trying to behave, I won't wax my vag. Hair on the playing field means my pants are staying the hell on. Good strategy.

And if I don't wax for you, I'm not that into you.
so, would it be fair for a guy to buy you a brazilian coupon on a second date if you weren't prepared after a good first date?
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:16 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'ma whore. I always shave just in case an opportunity presents itself. Why be bothered to play games about "OH NO! I didn't shave my legs.. What will he think if I'm hairy in bed?" UG... I HATE when people play games. Do it or don't.
Exactly. If shaving your legs is all that's keeping you from fucking someone, then you probably should fuck them.
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Exactly. If shaving your legs is all that's keeping you from fucking someone, then you probably should fuck them.
Right, even if you haven't shaved your legs. He won't notice!
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Old 01-03-2011, 12:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Right, even if you haven't shaved your legs. He won't notice!
uh.. i always notice if a girl has hairy legs, given that i've touched them. and i can always tell when picard hasn't removed the hair on his legs and vag.
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