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Sat Jul 15, 2:03 AM ET
A date with Jessica Biel will be up for bid next week to help raise money for a teenager who lost her leg in a prom night limousine accident, Denver newspapers reported this week. The event dubbed "Mollypalooza" to help Molly Bloom's family with medical expenses is scheduled for Tuesday at the Rock Island Club, organizers told The Denver Post and Rocky Mountain News. The News described the date as a lunch date. In an audio message posted on the Internet, Esquire's "The Sexiest Woman Alive" urges listeners to support the event and says: "I intend to submit a very special auction item as my contribution to the evening." "Come on, it's Jessica Biel. What guy wouldn't want to win a date with her?" said Dmitri Lee Natali, 19, a friend and former classmate of Bloom, 18, who lost a leg in the May 13 accident. "My mom happened to be able to contact (Biel's) parents, and they had heard about Molly's tragedy. They said 'yeah, I bet she'll do that.'" Biel, a Boulder native who is on location filming the movie "Next," won't be at the fundraiser Tuesday, Biel said in her message. Bloom was run over and dragged about 38 feet by a Hummer stretch limousine, police said. Limousine driver Stanley D. Sample, 38, faces a misdemeanor charge of careless driving resulting in serious bodily injury. Bloom is undergoing rehabilitation at Denver Children's Hospital. http://www.dosomethingthatmatters.com/ wonder how high the auction will go? |
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But will this Jessica Biel bitch put out?
She promises something "very special" but what exactly does she mean by that? Can she guarantee me a blow job in either the toilets of the restaurant/club, or better still in the back of a taxi? Followed by a threesome with the one legged girl? That would make it a special night for me... Just askin', got to make sure she's thought it through. |
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