Dating

marykae · 08-15-2015, 11:48 PM

Omg I may be meeting someone from Tinder. HELP?

I literally went from a five year relationship to a twelve years. Folks, that's seventeen years.

How to boy?

The Girl · 08-16-2015, 08:20 AM

Pretend you're meeting a friend. A friend you'd like to get to know more. Don't worry about what to say or not say. Say the things you mean.
Remember that it doesn't matter. If you're compatible then it'll show. And the only way to find out is to be yourself.

You can do it... Because you're already doing it.

zappbrannigan · 08-16-2015, 11:34 AM

Move to Toronto.

marykae · 08-16-2015, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by The Girl

Pretend you're meeting a friend. A friend you'd like to get to know more. Don't worry about what to say or not say. Say the things you mean.
Remember that it doesn't matter. If you're compatible then it'll show. And the only way to find out is to be yourself.

You can do it... Because you're already doing it.

That's what I'm doing but I'm always afraid that a bunch of stupid dating rules popped up while I was away and that I'm just not aware of them.

RefusingYouLiquor · 08-16-2015, 11:52 AM

Yea.. New dating rules suck...

I remember when they implemented the show me your tits or gtfo.
It was difficult to not to keep going on a bunch of first dates

Scumhook · 08-16-2015, 04:55 PM

Wear something slutty and don't be afraid to pick up the check.

marykae · 08-16-2015, 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Scumhook

Wear something slutty and don't be afraid to pick up the check.

Have you been reading my livejournal?

marykae · 08-16-2015, 08:45 PM

I didn't end up hanging out with this guy.I'm having real trouble not assuming all good looking strangers are douchebags.

I don't know why I think it's so important to date. Maybe because age? Then I remembered I stopped aging.so whatever.

My Sweaty Balls · 08-16-2015, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by marykae

I didn't end up hanging out with this guy.I'm having real trouble not assuming all good looking strangers are douchebags.

I don't know why I think it's so important to date. Maybe because age? Then I remembered I stopped aging.so whatever.

Start with a practice ugly stranger - he'll appreciate it.

Scumhook · 08-16-2015, 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by marykae

I'm having real trouble not assuming all good looking strangers are douchebags.

Thank you for clearing this up.

I assumed women thought I was a douchebag because of my personality.

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