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It does sound like she's a drama queen, but she is a 17 year old girl, and according to you, hot on top of that. 17 year old hot girls don't usually need to be anything other than 17 and hot, so I say the fact that she was up front with you about breaking up, and that she didn't jerk you around is top notch.
If I were you, I'd take this opportunity to fuck everything I possibly could. Remember, girls want meaningless sex just as much as guys do. And if the girl in front of you is being a prude, check the girl to her left. Lather, rinse repeat.
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My input is this: all the meaningless sex in the world can't shake the funk you get in after a chick that meant something dumped you, but nothing cures it faster than a girl who puts a smile on your face and a skip in your heart. By the way, don't go poking around for an "explanation" that you should be satisfied with. I know how that goes, but the one you're given is the one you've got. Pressing for one you like better or for one you think is more truthful never ends well. Oh, and don't judge her too much for being nuts. Everybody's nuts at 17. At least you're all getting your crazy out on each other now so that you can be normal later. |
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I'm sorry man. She was too cowardly or too selfish to break up with you face-to-face, so she isn't worth a damn. You're a good guy, you'll find better and be glad of the bullet you just dodged.
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1. Should I be satisfied with that explanation?
I don't think the dumped is ever fully satisfied with the dumper's explanation...but honestly, why bother trying to get a better one out of her? If you can be certain that it's not because of something you did...which she seems to be assuring you it wasn't....then FUCK IT and forget it. 2. Why don't I feel as bad as I think I should? Because you're a bad ass. You doesn't afraid of anything, including this break up. You're mature enough to realize that while it was your most significant relationship to date, in the long run of your life it won't really be a big deal at all and now you get to write break up songs, which always rock (well if you're good at writing songs they should rock), and then find fresh meat to write songs about new love found or hot ass bitches (which are also awesome songs)....so really it's a win win. 3. Ladies? You will bang hundreds more before you die.
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I am willing to bet that she found some other dude and just wanted to let you down easy and that she wants to remain your friend in case things don't work out with said new guy, she can come running back to you.
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You guys are 17 and you fought all the time which is typically how teenage relationships go. Everything has to be so dramatic because you're not used to how relationships work yet. You had a good run, and your break up wasn't so bad. Move on and be nice.
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