Fold or crumple?

OCD Dude · 06-14-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by rajjy

WTF is with the "left hand" option? Racist cunt.

Actually I consider this option politically correct, in India, many wipe their arse with their left hand, not using TP, so I gave that option too, not to exclude them.

You cunt!

ncfcyank19 · 06-14-2007, 11:55 AM

I don't get hating people because of things that were totally out of their control like where they were born, the color of their skin (unless it's like a bad fake tan or something), or whatever. Talk about racist. Shit people...

Then again I tend to like anyone until they prove to me they aren't worth my time.

Getting back on topic, I tend to fold. Enough to get the ass clean without leaving any shit on my hand. If wet wipes are available, I use those after I wipe. I also like to clean my ass when I shower. I grew up with this stereotype of women talking about men leaving "trails" in their underwear and I've been almost OCD about making sure I'm not one of those men. Hell, I'll shower after a shit if that's what it takes. God I've given out way too much personal info. There's really nothing left now.

strafer_praha · 06-14-2007, 12:03 PM

It depends on the quality of the TP. High quality TP I'll crumple but with low quality TP i prefer to fold into many, many layers.

paul_r · 06-14-2007, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by rajjy

Meh. I don't care. I hate Indians.

racist

Rye · 06-14-2007, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by bithead

"The new guy" at work crumples. How do I know this? Because he doesn't flush... ever...

I usually leave the artwork for others to enjoy aswell.

jeffdrafttech · 06-14-2007, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SavingFace

Crumple is the way to go...Although I'm sure A LOT of toilet paper is wasted this way...ahh well I do what I can.

Seriously...

How can you crumple? It is so random. I really never thought of this before as a question.. I pull out about three feet of paper, then fold in half over and over again til it is about square. When done, there are 6-8 layers of the paper between my hand and the business side. No way crumpling could guarantee this: crumpling would have weak points (gross).

I wonder where this technique is learned? Did our parents establish how this is done? Did we develop our method over time through trial and error when we were 4?

Is this the true origin of the scientific method???

MyOhMy · 06-14-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Fuck

I take a shower whenever something exits my body.

Or enters?

Cubby · 06-14-2007, 07:08 PM

I technically wrap.

I hold one end of the paper between thumb and fingers with my hand flat like a karate chop. Then I wrap the rest of the paper around my flat hand in a spiral pattern. All the speed of crumpling with the precision and refold potential of folding.

I win!

bithead · 06-15-2007, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Cubby

I technically wrap.

I hold one end of the paper between thumb and fingers with my hand flat like a karate chop. Then I wrap the rest of the paper around my flat hand in a spiral pattern. All the speed of crumpling with the precision and refold potential of folding.

I win!

I'm afraid to ask what, exactly, you win...

Fuck · 06-15-2007, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marina

How do you have time to shower that much?

I have a super-bladder and I work from home. 4 or 5 showers a day is not a big deal, only the first and the last ones are real showers, the others don't take more than 5 minutes.

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Originally Posted by MyOhMy

Or enters?

I'd rather die of cancer than get an endoscopy. I'll never let ANYTHING (except food and only through my mouth) enter my body.

View Poll Results: Do you fold or crumple?
Fold, I partake in bogrigami	44	49.44%
Crumple, it goes where no fold can reach	25	28.09%
I use wet wipes like Keith and Chemda	16	17.98%
I'm Indian, I use my left hand	1	1.12%
Meh!	3	3.37%
Voters: 89. You may not vote on this poll

06-14-2007, 11:55 AM	#12 (permalink)
ncfcyank19 Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 691	I don't get hating people because of things that were totally out of their control like where they were born, the color of their skin (unless it's like a bad fake tan or something), or whatever. Talk about racist. Shit people... Then again I tend to like anyone until they prove to me they aren't worth my time. Getting back on topic, I tend to fold. Enough to get the ass clean without leaving any shit on my hand. If wet wipes are available, I use those after I wipe. I also like to clean my ass when I shower. I grew up with this stereotype of women talking about men leaving "trails" in their underwear and I've been almost OCD about making sure I'm not one of those men. Hell, I'll shower after a shit if that's what it takes. God I've given out way too much personal info. There's really nothing left now. __________________ "NCF you are the sweetest. When I see you we'll share peanut butter right off the same knife." - Rhian
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06-14-2007, 12:03 PM	#13 (permalink)
strafer_praha Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Inside of Barbie's Dreamhouse (she's tied up in the closet) Posts: 2,836	It depends on the quality of the TP. High quality TP I'll crumple but with low quality TP i prefer to fold into many, many layers.
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06-14-2007, 07:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
Cubby Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Stumptown Posts: 1,952	I technically wrap. I hold one end of the paper between thumb and fingers with my hand flat like a karate chop. Then I wrap the rest of the paper around my flat hand in a spiral pattern. All the speed of crumpling with the precision and refold potential of folding. I win!
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