How do I Clean off Lube?

[King of Assholes]

So I decided to treat myself to nice Saturday morning jerk, and while I haven't had sex in like 3 days I have been abusing my junk lately so it was a little sore. So for maybe the third time in my life I broke out the lube, I normally go without cuz it's cleaner. Problem is I had one friend hit me up on gchat and one chat on facebook, I had to somewhat respond.

I'm an expert typist so only the right side of my keyboard was effected, but now that the light is on I see what I did. There's a clear divide of lube and no lube on the keyboard on my laptop from "T,H,N" over to the right. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS? My main chick does check her email and facebook over here and I really don't feel like explaining this, not that she'd care. I just don't jerk it much and need to use this thing.