How do I Clean off Lube?

King of Assholes · 11-28-2009, 10:58 AM

So I decided to treat myself to nice Saturday morning jerk, and while I haven't had sex in like 3 days I have been abusing my junk lately so it was a little sore. So for maybe the third time in my life I broke out the lube, I normally go without cuz it's cleaner. Problem is I had one friend hit me up on gchat and one chat on facebook, I had to somewhat respond.

I'm an expert typist so only the right side of my keyboard was effected, but now that the light is on I see what I did. There's a clear divide of lube and no lube on the keyboard on my laptop from "T,H,N" over to the right. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS? My main chick does check her email and facebook over here and I really don't feel like explaining this, not that she'd care. I just don't jerk it much and need to use this thing.

John Galt · 11-28-2009, 12:25 PM

If I remember correctly fromt the show ... you make an intern do it.

DWarrior · 11-28-2009, 01:01 PM

I've never had this problem, so I can't speak from experience. However, while you're waiting for a real answer, perhaps try rubbing alcohol and cotton swabs. Don't rub too hard though or you might damage the letters.

Sparrow · 11-28-2009, 01:39 PM

She likely won't notice. How often do you give a shit about keyboard smudge? Just enjoy the hearty laugh you'll share when you tell her.

EastTexas · 11-28-2009, 02:04 PM

Haha
That shit stays shiny and slick on things for a long time when you get it on anything. I've split some on the nightstand once and it seemed to be visible still for weeks.

gumby013 · 11-28-2009, 02:10 PM

Dude, how sloppy are you?

Paper towel. Windex. Wipe. Repeat if necessary. Done.

da_ticklah · 11-28-2009, 02:38 PM

rubbing alcohol on a q-tip or wad of toilet paper.

John Galt · 11-29-2009, 11:04 AM

cover yourself and everything else in the room with lube ... pretend to be the victim of a science experiment gone wrong

Keith · 11-29-2009, 12:24 PM

Put the keyboard in a bag full of rice, then put that whole thing in the freezer for 20 minutes. Then take the keyboard out of the bag, and put it in the stove by itself for only 10 minutes at 350 degrees.

Works like a charm.

Loki74 · 12-02-2009, 11:55 AM

Hey Man, keyboards are super cheap! Buy a keyboard for everyday surfing and then just use the one covered in lube for when you need to lube up?

11-28-2009, 10:58 AM	#1 (permalink)
King of Assholes Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: DC Posts: 684	How do I Clean off Lube? So I decided to treat myself to nice Saturday morning jerk, and while I haven't had sex in like 3 days I have been abusing my junk lately so it was a little sore. So for maybe the third time in my life I broke out the lube, I normally go without cuz it's cleaner. Problem is I had one friend hit me up on gchat and one chat on facebook, I had to somewhat respond. I'm an expert typist so only the right side of my keyboard was effected, but now that the light is on I see what I did. There's a clear divide of lube and no lube on the keyboard on my laptop from "T,H,N" over to the right. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET RID OF THIS? My main chick does check her email and facebook over here and I really don't feel like explaining this, not that she'd care. I just don't jerk it much and need to use this thing.
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11-28-2009, 12:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 1,971	If I remember correctly fromt the show ... you make an intern do it.
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11-28-2009, 01:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
DWarrior Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: NYC Posts: 4,046	I've never had this problem, so I can't speak from experience. However, while you're waiting for a real answer, perhaps try rubbing alcohol and cotton swabs. Don't rub too hard though or you might damage the letters.
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11-28-2009, 01:39 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sparrow Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 5,397	She likely won't notice. How often do you give a shit about keyboard smudge? Just enjoy the hearty laugh you'll share when you tell her.
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EastTexas Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE Posts: 1,259	Haha That shit stays shiny and slick on things for a long time when you get it on anything. I've split some on the nightstand once and it seemed to be visible still for weeks.
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11-28-2009, 02:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
gumby013 Aspie...dur... Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 5,468	Dude, how sloppy are you? Paper towel. Windex. Wipe. Repeat if necessary. Done.
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da_ticklah Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Memphis 10 Posts: 1,534	rubbing alcohol on a q-tip or wad of toilet paper.
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11-29-2009, 11:04 AM	#8 (permalink)
John Galt Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nude Hampster Posts: 1,971	cover yourself and everything else in the room with lube ... pretend to be the victim of a science experiment gone wrong
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11-29-2009, 12:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Keith PARTY! SUPER PARTY! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: NYC, baby! Posts: 14,222	Put the keyboard in a bag full of rice, then put that whole thing in the freezer for 20 minutes. Then take the keyboard out of the bag, and put it in the stove by itself for only 10 minutes at 350 degrees. Works like a charm.
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12-02-2009, 11:55 AM	#10 (permalink)
Loki74 Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Ontario CANADA Posts: 259	Hey Man, keyboards are super cheap! Buy a keyboard for everyday surfing and then just use the one covered in lube for when you need to lube up?
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