Funny Craigs List Post

[ElleJ]

Reply to: pers-502439131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-08, 12:39AM EST


I saw you smoking a crack pipe in the wal mart parking lot, you are a beautiful ebony sweetheart, I am a tall white man..
You were with a few kids, I was with my wife.
Let me know if you felt the connection

I was wearing a white tuxedo with a red rose

[jesikat]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Reply to: pers-502439131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-08, 12:39AM EST


I saw you smoking a crack pipe in the wal mart parking lot, you are a beautiful ebony sweetheart, I am a tall white man..
You were with a few kids, I was with my wife.
Let me know if you felt the connection

I was wearing a white tuxedo with a red rose

a match made in heaven

[jesikat]

Ryan (Starbucks-Canton) - Dance Like Nobody's watching, But ME!! - 31
Reply to: pers-514451930@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 4:18PM EST


To Ryan, The Sexy Barista at Starbuck's in Canton... Damn you were lookn fine today... would love to have you do a private dance for me sometime... You're alot of fun to come in an see... one of the few at that Starbucks that is real... get back with me and let me know if you are up for a private dance... compensation could be involved..Plus, I may be able to help you get a better job than the one you have.. very serious about this.. no bs. also, I need to tell you some things I overheard that you need to know.. You got some rats behind the bar, if you know what I mean....I got your back... sent a letter to the corporate offices on your behalf...

When you reply.. tell me what I order so I will know its you..... lets keep this on the downlow.....discretion is a must....

This just makes me want to go to that starbucks and gawk at Ryan.

[marina]

orange county craigslist > missed connections

Re: TO ALL YOU WOMEN DRIVING EUROPEAN CARS - m4w - 28
Reply to: pers-513801353@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 8:53PM PST

Last I checked, the payment for my car came out of my own bank account.

[marina]

orange county craigslist > missed connections

TO ALL YOU WOMEN DRIVING EUROPEAN CARS - m4w
Reply to: pers-513664594@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-18, 6:09PM PST


evil gold diggers....

[marina]

orange county craigslist > missed connections

Guy with the White Van at San Onfrie - m4m - 37
Reply to: pers-510657488@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-15, 7:10PM PST


Hey man, that was soo hot on Friday.. Loved seeing your hard cock when you turned around. Let me know when your going to be there again and I can return the favor.




* Location: San Onfrie

[marina]

orange county craigslist > rants & raves

Hi this is Marge from Anaheim, CA
Reply to: pers-514173481@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 8:56AM PST



Sir, we are not going to be talking that way today, okay? Instead we are going to start using our nice voices to build up our fellow brethren in our community, and not tear them down with words of hate and greed.



Marge,
Anaheim, CA




orange county craigslist > rants & raves

Hi this is Marge from Anaheim, CA
Reply to: pers-514365126@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 11:52AM PST



Sir, I said we are going to start using our "nice" voices today, not our "soft" voices. When I say we are going to start using our nice voices I mean that we won't be cutting eachother down, or using any kind of vulgarities towards one another.

This is something that we can all try doing today. I will go first:

Well hello, I am so glad that you decided to join us on this Craigslist community today. Are you enjoying the rain? I am. I love the rain, I feel like it washes the memories off the sidewalk lane.

So that is an example of what I mean when I say, "nice" voice. Maybe we can all start to practice that more often. Wouldn't that be wonderful? Have a blessed day everyone, and you too sir.

Marge,
Anaheim, CA


orange county craigslist > rants & raves

Hi this is Marge from Anaheim, CA
Reply to: pers-514664222@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-19, 5:03PM PST


Good Evening. Well, I just logged on and my heart broke after seeing all the "heartless dirtbag" posts. Way to use those "nice" voices everyone. Maybe we can start that nice voice thing tomorrow.

Marge,
Anaheim, CA



** I did a search, apparently she does this all day long.

[Mickey]

Cute guy who came to my garage sale today - w4m - 41
Reply to: pers-503393280@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-08, 11:55PM EST


You, Mr. Charming Von HotStuff, stopped by my garage sale today. You were joshing around with me and I tried to give you a box of naked barbies. You laughed and said you prefer the real thing. You bought my tape measure (it wasn't even for sale until you asked!)and gave me a dollar tip "for being so sweet"!

I am WILLING you to:
1. Read Craigslist MC and see this ad
2. Not be married
3. Email me because you are pretty sure I'm crushing on you

[King of Assholes]

This one made me laugh

Reply to: pers-515789812@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-20, 11:26PM EST


This is sooo embarassing...I was picking my nose and eating just a little when I turned and caught you(green shirt, mohawk) staring at me outside of my office on K st. I quickly finished it and couldn't tell if you were just a little turned on by me, maybe I'm wrong....but let me know, because you were so cute!

(ps. maybe we could eat boogers together sometime.)

[iheartnihilism]

Originally Posted by ElleJ

Reply to: pers-502439131@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-08, 12:39AM EST


I saw you smoking a crack pipe in the wal mart parking lot, you are a beautiful ebony sweetheart, I am a tall white man..
You were with a few kids, I was with my wife.
Let me know if you felt the connection

I was wearing a white tuxedo with a red rose

This reads like a Mad Lib! Amazing!

Butt Kapinski: The Clown of my Dreams - m4w - 31 (East Village)

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Reply to: pers-515716146@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-20, 9:43PM EST


I saw you perform at the Downtown Clown Revue last month and you kicked my hearts ass.

I've been to quite a few clown revues and I've never seen you there before, and I've never seen someone affect me as much as you did. Brains, Beauty, figurative Balls, you've got it all.

The program offered me no hint as to who you are, and the friends I was with have no idea who you are. A perfect mystery.

Find me. Let me take you out to dinner.


A fan.