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Old 06-21-2006, 09:05 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I got a plastic fork from McDonalds the other day. Nowhere upon it does it have "Do not stab yourself in the thigh with this fork." I wonder...
What if the fork did come with a warning saying "Do not stab yourself in the thigh with this fork." Nine out of ten ambulances waiting at each McDonalds would be for plastic cutlery related stab wounds, with the tenth one picking up an indy documentary maker with heart and liver failure.
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I hope that whore gets raped again. Just joking
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That's a nice 100th post XbluesparkX...
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:08 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I know, it was masterful.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:15 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I hope that whore gets raped again. Just joking
Damnit, now that there is a female listener in AZ I have no excuse for not buying a shirt.
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Old 06-23-2006, 12:16 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Myspace needs a new group called "Who wants to be raped?" I don't get Myspace either. Hey look! Another chain letter...another quiz...another child raped...
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:53 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Damnit, now that there is a female listener in AZ I have no excuse for not buying a shirt.
Buy that shirt. If I see you on Wednesday, I'll suck you off. Although, you have too promise to lick my cunt on Tuesday.
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:04 AM   #18 (permalink)
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That's a nice 100th post XbluesparkX...
oh shit nice avatar
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Old 06-24-2006, 02:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Buy that shirt. If I see you on Wednesday, I'll suck you off. Although, you have too promise to lick my cunt on Tuesday.
Damnit, can you move here? ;])
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Old 06-24-2006, 09:31 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Buy that shirt. If I see you on Wednesday, I'll suck you off. Although, you have too promise to lick my cunt on Tuesday.
Oh shit new sig. thx thx
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