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Old 03-04-2010, 10:00 AM   #11 (permalink)
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How about:

Girl came on to me
What Do We Do Now?
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Animal impressions
A bear in the woods
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Old 03-04-2010, 03:31 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I had diarrea,
Thought I had to fart,
Was wrong shat myself
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Old 03-04-2010, 06:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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The Mall

I was at the mall,

looking at a purple dress,

I really shat maself

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Old 03-05-2010, 01:32 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Animated GIF
Serene countryside
Shat myself


Hover and notice meatspin.com
Latest rickroll?
Shat myself


(looking from a different point of view):
Another girl and I
Kissing, caressing, a cup
Shat myself

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Old 03-05-2010, 11:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Taking a few liberties with the rules, and also realizing how many stories relating to shit have been told on the show, I give you my submissions.

Wasted on the couch
in a Poconos casino
I shat myself


Cookies for Christmas?
file drawer beckons
I shat in it


Customer aggravating
NEEDS a milk shake ting
I shat in it


Science experiment
Need water, cup and freezer
left my shit in it

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Old 06-10-2010, 10:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Today all I had to eat was a large bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and eventually I decided to get some real food before everything closes.

As I approached the store, I felt my intestines begin to protest such large quantities of spicy goodness. I tried to run, but that only made it worse; en route,

Shat myself

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Old 06-11-2010, 12:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Took her to a cafe
Told her I had Crohn’s
Shat myself.
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Old 06-11-2010, 02:26 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Where's the bathroom
It's up the stairs 2nd door to your left
Nevermind, I shat myself

What is love?
I don't know
I shat myself.


I used to have white underwear
But now it's all shades of brown
Every night I shat myself.
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