He's making a list, he's checking it twice...

[rellek]

I'm no hypocrite, I don't celebrate christmas.

[CUgirlie]

I'm getting engaged (I think/hope) this Christmas So for Christmas I'm getting a big, fat rock

Now I can hear everyone tell me "I'm too young at 22 to settle down"

[smallnorth]

My Christmas wish is that someone will but a bolt through the head of my wife's horse so I can afford to buy myself useless tat in the new year.

Merry Christmas everybody.

[william]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

I can't think of anything I want. Next year I want a new bike perhaps so I will go with nothing this year.

Same. No bike, though.

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Actually all I was going to say was are you sure you meant rock?

The C key is a fair way from the R key.

[RyeNOTBourbon]

My gift to the family will be to buy a 60, a bag and stay away for the holidays...

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

Not if you jump a couple of rows, and please stop being so fucking logical about things. Oh sorry. I forgot you are a robot.

I'm a cyborg you fool. I'm a smart-arse human brain with shiny robot skin.

You win "The forums' best signature" competition BTW. Go to www.michaelgisapostwhore.com to collect your prize.

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by RyeNOTBourbon

My gift to the family will be to buy a 60, a bag and stay away for the holidays...

Good for you/I'm sorry to hear that/Congratulations

(I don't know what "buy a 60 means", so I tried to covered every eventuality)

[smallnorth]

Originally Posted by spaceboy

You disappoint me, I thought you masked meatspin.com

That would have been too easy. I'm building you into a false sense of security before I deliver the death strike.

[germuhknee]

Originally Posted by CUgirlie

I'm getting engaged (I think/hope) this Christmas So for Christmas I'm getting a big, fat rock

Now I can hear everyone tell me "I'm too young at 22 to settle down"

What the fuck took you so long? Old maid says what?