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also, any men that INTENTIONALLY chooses not to have sex (and that means that if he has the chance, he refuses it), is similar to an over-age viurgin to me.
As in probably guilty of crimes against nature and dangerous. |
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i guess i'll go out and get laid this weekend. i'll let yall know if i still got it. oh and i'm not guilty of crimes against nature, nor am i very dangerous.
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That's really weird to me. I have sex when I both feel like having sex and sex is available to me. I never seek sex because it is sex, and I never choose not to have sex if the aforementioned parameters are fulfilled.
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Mamas are the best.
![]() Also, good on you, sir. Get it done. |
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i should've known, i can always count on you Brian.
in my experience, yes, mothers are pretty fun under the covers. i've been thinking about starting a relationship soon though and i don't think i'm ready to have a woman who has a kid. i haven't even had a girlfriend in 5 years. |
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Is is just me, or does this smell of bs? A milf binge?!? What the fuck is that? One milf, two, ten? How many we talkin here? So now that you are 'out of retirement', that means you are now able to bang any skank you see fit? Are these the lowest of the uggos, or 9-10's, or are you full of shit all together? Not trying to rain on your parade dude, but I call it like I see it, and what I see so far is shenanigans.
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i will bang anyone i see fit. if i see them as fit for banging, why not? and why would i fuck ugly girls? what kind of question is this? and why the fuck are you so interested in my sex life that you write a paragraph of questions? you sad fuck. |
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HAHA
You, sir, have been talking about your so called 'retirement' on multiple threads, including this latest one. I question you in 1 paragraph and that bugs you?? Why do you continue to harp on this subject over WHOLE PAGES? I call bullshit when I see it, that is all. |
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