I was on the KATG chat the other day and got BEAR SPRAYED IN THE FUCKING FACE

[stjoe]

Sorry everyone else, useless post, but check your hotmail McKeith.

[perclissigi]

Originally Posted by Noahfingway

...at least they didn't cover you with glitter. YOu can never get rid of that shit.

Totally, i'm still finding glitter from that card that was mentioned on the show yesterday.
I've showered twice since then.
I'm cursed every time I open that drawer!

But on a serious note, Keith, that SUCKS!
I hope you get a comp sorted soon, i like my logorrhea!
You have my sympathy.

[KeithM]

It is eerily similar. Pepper spray is like glitter, except that each glitter speck burns with the fire of a thousand suns.

Holy fuck, can you imagine how ridiculous that would be? A wave of teenage gangs spreading terror throughout the night by throwing glitter at people. In a way, that's fucking brilliant. They still woulda blinded me enough to take the laptop and run off. Also, people would start laughing when they first saw it in the paper, but as the glitter-attacks continued the laughter would turn to dread, until the whole city was afraid to leave their houses at night for fear of glitter.

[Annie]

Originally Posted by Noahfingway

So...your'e saying.....he deserved it? Like Karma?

I'm just sayin'.
I'll let you draw your own conclusions

Originally Posted by KeithM

Also, people would start laughing when they first saw it in the paper, but as the glitter-attacks continued the laughter would turn to dread, until the whole city was afraid to leave their houses at night for fear of glitter.

Except for the hookers, strippers, and kindergarten teachers. They love glitter.

[ooda]

Bad times Keith.

Isn't milk supposed to be good for getting rid of the spray, or is that only for your eyes?

[the big lebowski]

those asians sure do love computers!

[jeffdrafttech]

Originally Posted by the big lebowski

those asians sure do love computers!

I'm a racist asshole for laughing at that so much, aren't I?

[the big lebowski]

Originally Posted by jeffdrafttech

I'm a racist asshole for laughing at that so much, aren't I?

as long as you're not asian.

[KeithM]

From wikipedia:

"In Canada (pepper spray) is classified as a prohibited weapon. A number of dog and significantly stronger bear pepper sprays are legal to own."

How the fuck does that make sense? The little asians can't get pepper spray, so they use the "significantly stronger" bear spray instead? Thanks a lot, Canada! I fucking appreciate that.

[rellek]

The thread title had me assuming that someone had sprayed you with a shaken can of BEER, your situation is much more disappointing. Next time have some nunchucks hanging out your back pocket, squinty eyes will see those and think twice.