Interesting News Items

Paraquat · 05-08-2015, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by dazmania83

http://www.iflscience.org/japan-engi...isted-suicide/

This was determined to be fake.
The site calls back to .org, not .com

I made a fool of myself on Facebook.

OnmyojiOmn · 05-15-2015, 06:26 PM

I posted some crazy Christian tweets after the Nepal earthquake but the links had been taken down. Here's a huge collection.

"I learn in #Nepal Christianity is 1.3% Islam is 30% the rest are Hindus ..... A life without Christ is full of Crises"

Also: Scientologists are in Nepal trying to 'heal' trauma victims | GlobalPost

OnmyojiOmn · 05-17-2015, 07:02 AM

US Christians "bankrolling" no campaign in Ireland's gay marriage referendum | World news | The Guardian

Uganda 2.0

Nodroj · 05-17-2015, 10:59 PM

Not like Duff was hurting for money. He invested in 2 companies after Appetite for Destruction. Turned out they were Starbucks and Microsoft. True story.

Paraquat · 05-18-2015, 05:01 PM

Amish Corn Ring Busted Selling Georgia Corn as “Local”
May 18, 2015Lighthouse Keeper

Investigators from the Pennsylvania State Police and the PA Department of Agriculture today announced the disruption of one of the largest corn rings in Central PA history. As a result of a 3-year and $2Million investigation, agents have arrested five area Amish for peddling Georgia corn as “Local Lancaster Corn”, and shutting down five road-side corn shacks.

Authorities grew suspicious when seeing signs toting “LOCAL CORN” as early as June and corn crops still being under 1′ in height. The big break in the case came quite by accident when Mervin Stoltzfus of Bird-In-Hand was talking to his buddies at Your Place on Lincoln Highway East one Sunday where an off duty PA State Trooper was having lunch. Trooper Barry McCaulkener of Troop J overheard one Amishman boasting how “we just pay a fella to bring some corn back from the Philly Terminal Market and we give it to the kids to sell at the end of the driveway. The tourists love that shit. They’ll pay us $1 more per dozen for the same crap that is sitting at Giant”.

Investigators wanted to also charge two of the accused with selling “home made whoopie pies” that were purchased at the Bird-in-Hand Bakery but District Justice Ima P. Ness threw the charges out as they were still made by Mennonites. She was quoted as saying, “Amish, Mennonite. Iceberg, Goldberg. What’s the difference? One of them sunk the Titanic.”

http://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-c...corn-as-local/

OnmyojiOmn · 05-18-2015, 11:32 PM

Church to block victims' court bids despite promise to abandon practice by Pell

Same shit. Same. Shit.

OnmyojiOmn · 05-19-2015, 05:23 PM

Hillary had second secret email address | New York Post

She really thinks everyone in this country is a fucking idiot.

theycallmepyro · 05-20-2015, 02:47 PM

Anti-gay pastor has his Grindr profile posted online, resigns.

EXCLUSIVE: Grindr Screenshots Reveal Antigay Pastor Is A Top Who Likes To Cuddle / Queerty

Professor Subterfuge · 05-21-2015, 11:27 PM

Hell Yeah. 2015 graphics. On the big flat screen. Demon boners since 1993. I'm in.

snowflake · 05-22-2015, 08:58 PM

apparently keet is influencing the news; maybe a fan at NPR?

Who Let The Dogs In? We Did, About 30,000 Years Ago : The Two-Way : NPR

05-15-2015, 06:26 PM	#102 (permalink)
OnmyojiOmn Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: California Posts: 162	I posted some crazy Christian tweets after the Nepal earthquake but the links had been taken down. Here's a huge collection. "I learn in #Nepal Christianity is 1.3% Islam is 30% the rest are Hindus ..... A life without Christ is full of Crises" Also: Scientologists are in Nepal trying to 'heal' trauma victims \| GlobalPost
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05-17-2015, 07:02 AM	#103 (permalink)
OnmyojiOmn Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: California Posts: 162	US Christians "bankrolling" no campaign in Ireland's gay marriage referendum \| World news \| The Guardian Uganda 2.0
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05-17-2015, 10:59 PM	#104 (permalink)
Nodroj Junior Member Join Date: May 2015 Location: Dana, SK, CAN Posts: 1	Not like Duff was hurting for money. He invested in 2 companies after Appetite for Destruction. Turned out they were Starbucks and Microsoft. True story.
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05-18-2015, 05:01 PM	#105 (permalink)
Paraquat Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Britski, CT Posts: 9,420	Amish Corn Ring Busted Selling Georgia Corn as “Local” May 18, 2015Lighthouse Keeper Investigators from the Pennsylvania State Police and the PA Department of Agriculture today announced the disruption of one of the largest corn rings in Central PA history. As a result of a 3-year and $2Million investigation, agents have arrested five area Amish for peddling Georgia corn as “Local Lancaster Corn”, and shutting down five road-side corn shacks. Authorities grew suspicious when seeing signs toting “LOCAL CORN” as early as June and corn crops still being under 1′ in height. The big break in the case came quite by accident when Mervin Stoltzfus of Bird-In-Hand was talking to his buddies at Your Place on Lincoln Highway East one Sunday where an off duty PA State Trooper was having lunch. Trooper Barry McCaulkener of Troop J overheard one Amishman boasting how “we just pay a fella to bring some corn back from the Philly Terminal Market and we give it to the kids to sell at the end of the driveway. The tourists love that shit. They’ll pay us $1 more per dozen for the same crap that is sitting at Giant”. Investigators wanted to also charge two of the accused with selling “home made whoopie pies” that were purchased at the Bird-in-Hand Bakery but District Justice Ima P. Ness threw the charges out as they were still made by Mennonites. She was quoted as saying, “Amish, Mennonite. Iceberg, Goldberg. What’s the difference? One of them sunk the Titanic.” http://peopleoflancaster.com/amish-c...corn-as-local/
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05-18-2015, 11:32 PM	#106 (permalink)
OnmyojiOmn Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: California Posts: 162	Church to block victims' court bids despite promise to abandon practice by Pell Same shit. Same. Shit.
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05-19-2015, 05:23 PM	#107 (permalink)
OnmyojiOmn Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: California Posts: 162	Hillary had second secret email address \| New York Post She really thinks everyone in this country is a fucking idiot.
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05-20-2015, 02:47 PM	#108 (permalink)
theycallmepyro Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: England Posts: 172	Anti-gay pastor has his Grindr profile posted online, resigns. EXCLUSIVE: Grindr Screenshots Reveal Antigay Pastor Is A Top Who Likes To Cuddle / Queerty
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05-21-2015, 11:27 PM	#109 (permalink)
Professor Subterfuge Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 154	Hell Yeah. 2015 graphics. On the big flat screen. Demon boners since 1993. I'm in.
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05-22-2015, 08:58 PM	#110 (permalink)
snowflake Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 112	who let the dogs out? apparently keet is influencing the news; maybe a fan at NPR? Who Let The Dogs In? We Did, About 30,000 Years Ago : The Two-Way : NPR
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