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Old 06-18-2017, 01:18 AM   #581 (permalink)
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Old 06-20-2017, 12:59 AM   #582 (permalink)
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video of Crazy Racist Woman in Canadian hospital demanding to see white doctor; insults staff.

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Old 06-20-2017, 01:08 AM   #583 (permalink)
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Fingerz, we need the news summed up a LITTLE bit!

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Old 06-26-2017, 03:42 PM   #585 (permalink)
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It looks like Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders were all under federal investigation during the election.

Bernie Sanders' wife and former chief of staff Jane Sanders was hired as president of the nontraditional school Burlington College, that was already struggling. In her plan to expand the school, she falsely claimed almost $2 million in donations to repay a loan she secured for 33 acres of land. The land was purchased, but the school's donation and enrollment levels couldn't repay the loan. Jane Sanders was fired, and the school shut down in 2016. She claimed that the school was in excellent financial condition when she left.

The chairman of the Trump campaign in Vermont filed the claim which started the investigation. Bernie Sanders' office is mentioned as lobbying the bank to approve the loan.

Bernie and Jane Sanders, under FBI investigation for bank fraud, hire lawyers - CBS News
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Old 06-28-2017, 12:31 PM   #586 (permalink)
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Man Survives Being Hit By A Bus, Gets Up And Walks Into Bar

"A man walks into a bar... after he was just hit by a double-decker bus. This is not a set up to a joke. This is a thing that actually happened.

In the video, you can see a double-decker bus careening out of control and striking a man walking on the sidewalk who was just minding his own business. He gets knocked off his feet and skids for several more before getting back up, seemingly uninjured.

The video’s caption reads,

A man was knocked down by a bus and he got right back up and walked into a bar. The 53-year-old man said he is lucky to be alive after being hit by the double-decker as he crossed the road in Reading, England. Nothing was stopping this guy from getting a pint of beer, not even a double-decker bus.
My man! You are an inspiration. I feel like I would have experienced some kind of shock after this. But the call of a pint was so much more powerful than anything mortal like fear or trauma. I’m not even sure I can get on that level.

I hope someone bought him a drink after that."

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They've got their priorities straight across the pond... it reminds me of this guy:

Man running with pint while fleeing London terror named Paul Armstrong | Metro News
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Old 06-28-2017, 12:43 PM   #587 (permalink)
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Forget dogs - mailmen in Vancouver Canada have been getting attacked by a crow. It became so bad that they stopped delivering to that area.

Canada Post suspends mail delivery after crow attacks - British Columbia - CBC News

Apparently the same crow stole a knife from a crime scene last year. What a hooligan.
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Old 07-02-2017, 09:22 PM   #588 (permalink)
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Florida man sits on gun, shoots self in penis, police say

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.

Cedrick Jelks, 38, was taken to Memorial Hospital by 25-year-old Shanekia Roberts, who told police that Jelks was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom.

She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery.

She said Jelks told her he sat on the gun, which accidentally went off.

Investigators found that Jelks was convicted of cocaine possession in 2004.

It's possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon.
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Here's How Many Times You Need to Ejaculate to Prevent Prostate Cancer | Reader's Digest

Attention men everywhere: You now have a great excuse to get it on in the bedroom. After all, it’s all in the name of science (and your health!)

That’s right! According to several studies, ejaculating frequently—during sex, masturbation, or while sleeping—can reduce men’s risk of prostate cancer.

A 2016 study got a bit more specific on what the researchers mean by “frequently.” After surveying 32,000 men from 1992 to 2010, the study found that participants who reported ejaculating at least 21 times per month during their 20s were 19 percent less likely to develop prostate cancer than those who ejaculated seven times per month or less. If you’re in your 40s, there’s even better news: frequent ejaculation reduces your prostate cancer risk by 22 percent.

“While our findings should be confirmed in studies that evaluate the potential biological mechanisms underlying the observed associations, the results of our study suggest that ejaculation and safe sexual activity throughout adulthood could be a beneficial strategy for reducing the risk of prostate cancer,” Jennifer Rider, lead author of the study, said in a press release.

This study wasn’t the first to make the connection, though. An Australian study of 2,338 men found that men who averaged 4.6 to seven ejaculations a week were 36 percent less likely to be diagnosed with prostate cancer before the age of 70 than men who ejaculated less than 2.3 times a week, on average.

Still, ATTN says, “there’s no magic number of times a person should ejaculate to reduce their risk. What the study findings suggest is a dose-dependent relationship, where the risk becomes lower the more frequently a person ejaculates.”

Although the relationship between ejaculation and risk of prostate cancer has been more or less confirmed, researchers still don’t know why the two are linked.

Rider has one theory about the connection. Here’s what she told Reuters: “Ejaculation frequency is, to some extent, a measure of overall health status in that men at the very low end of ejaculation—zero to three times per month—were more likely to have other [medical problems] and die prematurely from causes other than prostate cancer.”

There you go! If you’re ready to test the theory for yourself, chow down on these aphrodisiac foods; they’ll be sure to get you in the mood—and spark a bit of romance.
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Old 07-05-2017, 07:57 AM   #590 (permalink)
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