Lexi's Accident...

[Johnny]

Lexi was in a car accident a few hours ago. She is okay, but they wanted to keep her there overnight just to make sure, and because she was in a lot of pain. Nothing broken, just bruises, a black eye, and a pretty bad headache. Not too bad for a car accident.

She was with someone who used to be friends with her sister, and they were cut off, so her friend swerved a bit, and they wound up rolling over. She called the police, but they thought it was a prank call, so she called me.

I took my older brother's car, even though I only have a learner's permit, and she started telling me the details about where she was.

Then, somewhat ironically, I get stopped by the police because I ran a stop sign. I explained the situation to him, and he followed me, while watching my every move, even though I'm an okay driver, to where Lexi was directing me. She was wearing a seatbelt, as was the driver, who was unconscious, and they were both taken to the hospital. I went as well, but visiting hours end at nine and I had to go. She'll be back tommorow, just with some bruises and such. Hard to believe that less than 24 hours ago we were...

[DanClass]

.... umm you were what?

and in your time of anxiety and relief allow me to offer you this bit of comfort





FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU

[OCD Dude]

I didn't have the heart to say it, thank you Dan, classy! Give Lexi our best.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by DanClass

.... umm you were what?

I think you can figure it out...

[DanClass]

Originally Posted by Johnny

I think you can figure it out...

damn it the context of the post could go either way

were you fucking lexi? is that where a majority of the bumps and bruises originated?

lexi would have wanted us to know specific positions

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by DanClass

damn it the context of the post could go either way

were you fucking lexi? is that where a majority of the bumps and bruises originated?

lexi would have wanted us to know specific positions

Yes, I was.
No, that's not where the bruises came from. Bruises happen when cars roll over.
No, she wouldn't have.

[Fuck]

How old are you son?

[SickRick]

Originally Posted by Johnny

I think you can figure it out...

I hope you figured out how to use a condom, otherwise there's at least a half dozen forum members who are gonna toddle on down and kick your ass.

Other than that take good care of her and try and get her to school as often as possible.

Feel better Lexi!

[Bucho]

Originally Posted by SickRick

I hope you figured out how to use a condom, otherwise there's at least a half dozen forum members who are gonna toddle on down and kick your ass.

Easy Tiger.

Thanks for taking the time (and the jibes) to let the people here know Johnny. And Lexi, just take it one day at a time and remember to be thankful for what you didn't lose. That's someting I forget to do sometimes.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by SickRick

I hope you figured out how to use a condom, otherwise there's at least a half dozen forum members who are gonna toddle on down and kick your ass.

Other than that take good care of her and try and get her to school as often as possible.

Feel better Lexi!

Yes, we used condoms. Lexi WILL NOT be the next underage girl to have an abortion.

Here's an update-I had to drive her over to the hospital today. She was throwing up blood.This time, I wasn't stopped by the cops, and I would have had someone else take her, but nobody was around. Anyway, they said that only family members could see her and they kicked me out.