Lexi's Accident...

[FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight]

Originally Posted by Johnny

Long time listener, first time poster.

You have lex to thank for that.

I thank no one at this point.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight

I thank no one at this point.

sarcasm

[FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight]

disgust.

[stjoe]

Originally Posted by FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight

disgust.

Honesty... nice.

[Johnny]

Wha happe?

I'm confused

[JediMom]

For a second I thought I was in the "Describe the person above you" thread.

Glad Lexi is ok tho. Although I am not quite sure if you'll be ok when she hears your punk ass is telling everyone you were fucking last night.

[Johnny]

Originally Posted by JediMom

For a second I thought I was in the "Describe the person above you" thread.

Glad Lexi is ok tho. Although I am not quite sure if you'll be ok when she hears your punk ass is telling everyone you were fucking last night.

lol.

meh, she told the chat early this morning. I don't know if she said when she lost her virginity, but I'm going to stop now.

[FakeDrunkReadyToFakeFight]

Originally Posted by JediMom

...I am not quite sure if you'll be ok when she hears your punk ass is telling everyone you were fucking last night.

Touche, my dear.

[Johnny]

So I went to see her at about midnight, after visiting hours. I said I was her brother so they'd let me in...here's a conversation...Not exact, but you get the gist.

Me: I'm here to see Lexi.
Nurse: It's late. Are you a blood relative?
Me: Yeah. I'm her brother.
Nurse: Let me just make sure she's awake.
-about a minute later-
Nurse: She's asleep; is it an emergency? Do you want me to wake her?
Me: No, no, I'll come by tommorow.
Nurse: You're not really her brother are you?
Me: How did you know?
Nurse: I saw you here earlier.
Me: But you would have let me see her anyway?
Nurse: She you're girlfriend?
Me: Yeah.
Nurse: It wouldn't have killed anyone.
Me: Thanks (what was I going to say)
Nurse: See ya.


Not much to that, but I thought I'd post it.

[Fuck]

Ha ha. This fake brother makes me want to fake laugh. :-)

Brothers don't really check up on their sisters' bruises at midnight.