Missing Richard Simmons

[Sparrow]

Richard Simmons is a astro comet rainbow streaking through the sky. he probably doesn't even exist in traditional space-time, so i think it's a little high hubris to assume he has "sexuality." he is. he shines. that is all we truly need to know.

[Archimedes_Screw]

I love his positivity and kindness but his voice grates the shit out of me. Hope he's ok.

[Keith]

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

I love his positivity and kindness but his voice grates the shit out of me. Hope he's ok.

That's some eulogy. My goodness.

[Archimedes_Screw]

He's dead?

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by Archimedes_Screw

He's dead?

OMG.

As previously, (and clearly) stated. Richard Simmons is an Astro comet rainbow streaking through the sky. He is not dead for he is timelessly doing jumping jacks / like a gay Jesus / in the hearts and minds of everyone whose ever had a gym membership, thought about getting a gym membership, or simply had running shorts that were wayyyy too short.

Richard lived. He loved. He sweated to the oldies. And he will be missed...until he gives another interview.

[Enunciated Piffle]

Originally Posted by suga229

i didn't listen to the podcast, but i hope he's ok.

Amen sister. I could not have said it better.